midnight chats [hetalia chatfic]

twenty eight

squishysquishy: Being gay is hard lmao

DWAG: why

squishysquishy: I mean, you should know the struggle

DWAG: im not gay

squishysquishy: Ok half the struggle

DWAG: i feel no such struggle

squishysquishy: Maybe because you're not fully??

DWAG: you mean like people judging you and hating you and killing you?

squishysquishy: Lmao no they can fuck themselves

squishysquishy: I mean, the struggle of being gay. It's hard to be gay

DWAG: im not understanding

squishysquishy: Cuz you ain't gay and u asian

DWAG: OK BITCH

DWAG: THERE IS NO FUCKING STRUGGLE, YO ASS JUST GAY AND THAT'S IT

DWAG: and my feelings are hurt, you racist fuck

squishysquishy: u RaCiSt fUcK

DWAG: p00sy

DWAG: you a big p00sy

squishysquishy: BITCH WHERE

squishysquishy: ONLY PUFFY HERE IS YOU

squishysquishy: PUMPY

squishysquishy: POOFY

squishysquishy: PUSH

DWAG: take your time

squishysquishy: PU55Y

squishysquishy: AND YOU OWE ME A BIRTHDAY PRESENT

DWAG: wha

DWAG: YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME ONE EITHER

squishysquishy: Bitch because it hasn't arrived yet, me and Sweden made you a chair

DWAG: oh now i feel like a dick

DWAG: BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO RUB THAT IN MY FACE

DWAG: YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL MAKE YOU A PRESENT RIGHT FUCKING NOW JUST YOU WAIT

squishysquishy: I'LL WAIT BITCH

5:10 AM

Dinosaur: SHUT UP ITS 5 AM

squishysquishy: What you doing up at 5 am lil man👀

Dinosaur: SLEEPING BUT YOUR NOTIGAYTIONS KEPT ME FROM DOiNg sO

squishysquishy: In my defense, I was being attacked

Dinosaur: All I can read there is GAYGAYGAYGAYGAY

squishysquishy: SHUT UP YOU ANNOYING BIP

Dinosaur: XD bip

(writing that "XD" killed my last brain cell. may it rest in peace)

Dinosaur: Did you hear the new songs by the way??

squishysquishy: Yeah they were pretty good, loved them SO MUCH

Dinosaur: Hope they release the album soon

squishysquishy: Yeah, I'm so fucking hyped for Mania

Dinosaur: w

Dinosaur: Mania came out so long ago-

squishysquishy: WHAT????

Dinosaur: And Panic! released a new album

squishysquishy: I HAD NO IDEA???

Dinosaur: And twenty one pilots came back from hiatus and published two songs

squishysquishy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dinosaur: Are you and Patrick Star the same person??

squishysquishy: ???

Dinosaur: BECAUSE BOTH OF YOU LIVE UNDER A FUCKING ROCK AND ARE DUMB AS SHIT

must protec: "Roasted by a child"

squishysquishy: THIS IS NO TIME TO GET REVENGE LIECHTENSTEIN IM UNDER ATTACK

squishysquishy: Also I'm shook

squishysquishy: I thought you hated my music??

Dinosaur: That shit grows on you man

Dinosaur: That dude and his doors are pretty (odd) cool

squishysquishy: Relatable. He and his massive forehead are hard not to get attached to

Dinosaur: What

DWAG:

squishysquishy: I-

DWAG: there's your present, you bitch

squishysquishy: I'm fucking speechless

Dinosaur: Is this loss?

DWAG: HOEHOWWTHEFUCK

hong kong died the end