midnight chats [hetalia chatfic]

thirteen

(part 1)

10/31/17 2:11pm

dumbitch: Omf this group is dead

dawg: like my will to live

must protec:  Happy Halloween everyone!!

dumbitch: Oh yeah- I almost forgot about Halloween

dawg: bitch wtf

dawg: did you NOT receive the giant ass halloween party invitation?? the one that's tonight???

dawg: it's also all over the fucking news how could you forget??

dawg: you fucking stupid??

dumbitch:  :'(((

must protec: What are you guys dressing up as??? I'll be dressing up as a white queen this year

must protec: I designed the costume myself

dawg: racist

dumbitch: We're still trying to decide that, but if everyone makes up their mind, we're dressing up as each other

must protec: That's so cute!! ^^

dumbitch: Only because we don't have time to choose something else

dawg: i feel lazy this year so ill just  put a trash bag on my head

must protec: Do you really need a trash bag to dress up as trash?

dawg:  o

dumbitch:  IM CRYING

Dinosaur: IM DRESSING UP AS A RED PANDA!!!

must protec: ^^ that's really nice

must protec: Matching costumes with your friends?

Dinosaur: Yup!! WY is going to be a frog and Seborga a blue wolf

dawg: that's it??

Dinosaur: I need more friends :') and you guys already have costumes

dumbitch: Maybe next time we can wear matching costumes!

must protec: No

dawg: no

dumbitch:  >:'(    i sob

Dinosaur: Are you guys going trick or treating tonight??

dawg: i am

dumbitch: Aren't you too old for that???

dawg: stfu grandpa

dumbitch:  sHOOK

dawg: im going but like just to make sure south doesn't get run over by a truck

dawg: i mean the others probably don't give a fuck

dawg: also for dem candies

must protec: I would love to, but I have no one to go with

must protec: Also, I have to make sure brother doesn't eat all the chocolate :'(

Dinosaur: Iceland's taking me trick or treating!!

dawg: fucking hypocrite

dumbitch: Finland is forcing me!!

Dinosaur: THAT'S NOT TRUE!! HE'S DRAGGING ME ALONG BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT

dumbitch: I can't believe you, Sealand...

Dinosaur: ITS THE TRUTH

dawg: how about we go together??

dumbitch: I almost forgot we're in the same city lmao, sure

dawg: dude

dawg: how could you almost have forgotten we all had to fly our asses over to america to go to his ANUAL big ass halloween party??

dumbitch: I thought you wrote ANAL lmao

dawg: istg

must protec: Can I go?? Mr. Austria came over and I seriously don't want to be around when they start screaming at each other

dawg: or fucking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

must protec removed dawg from the group