midnight chats [hetalia chatfic]

thirty two

Part 3/5....or 6, possibly, as an epilog, or maybe not

(chat between armrick and maple slut)

armrick: hit or miss 👊👊 i guess they never miss, huh?? 💯😏 you wanna be tracer 👀🤔 but im alreadY TRACER 😎👌 SKRRA 😝😝 BITCH LASAGNA 💃💃

maple slut: Please stop I'm crying

maple slut: What a monstrosity

maple slut: Also he said he can pay the flight himself because "He's not a poor ass bitch" and offered to pay mine and I was like "No ty I'm not a poor ass bitch either" so ummmm we be meeting next week 👊

armrick: what are we talking about lmao im lost

maple slut: What were we talking about yesterday??

armrick: i can barley remember what i did this morning dude

maple slut: Ummmmm ok then

armrick: ah wait a minute im getting spammed on another chat

maple slut: Ok???

(3 fucking skeet yah bros)

(+200 unread messages)

pETer PanN's bUTT: WHEN IM STUCK IN A DAY....THATS GREY... AND LOnElY

Mc Diabetes: lmao what

MEGA BLOCKS: I JUST STICK UP MY CHIN.... AND GRIN, AND SAAAAAYYYY

Mc Diabetes: WHO THE FUCK CHANGED MY NICKNAME TO THIS

MEGA BLOCKS: TOOOMORRROWWW TOMORROW

pETer PanN's bUTT: AW MAN u dont gotta worry about that YOU GOOD 👏👌👍

MEGA BLOCKS: excuse me

pETer PanN's bUTT: OOF WRONG CHAT

MEGA BLOCKS: DID YOU SEND THE OTHER THING TO THE WRONG CHAT TOO??

pETer PanN's bUTT: HOLY SHIT I DID

MEGA BLOCKS: TO WHO LVDISHWOS

pETer PanN's bUTT: SOME DUDE CRAP LMAO

MEGA BLOCKS: IMJWGWIWHQIQ

Mc Diabetes: IM HOWLING

Mc Diabetes: also stfu im being spammed

pETer PanN's bUTT: 👀

MEGA BLOCKS: 👀

pETer PanN's bUTT removed Mc Diabetes from the group chat

(chat between armrick and maple slut)

armrick: oof lmao i was kicked from the group

maple slut: ALFRED IM SFWISHSI

maple slut: AGSJSUDBW IM SHOOK

maple slut: IMPANICKIBGHWHSJS

armrick: hey no need to pAniC aT thE diScO just chiLL

maple slut: THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR YOUR EMO PHASE TO GROW BACK ON YOU

armrick: WELL EXCUSE ME THEN, DO ME A FAVOR AND TYPE YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM AWAY BUDDY

maple slut: HE JUST SENT ME THIS REALLY WEIRD MESSAGE AND IDK WHAT TO THINK OF IT

maple slut: Oh nvm, was an accident

maple slut: Thank god I almost died

armrick: 👀what did he say

maple slut: Um. Nothing 😀

armrick: "Um. Nothing 😀" my ass

maple slut: Maybeilltellyoulaternotrn

armrick: idk what beillte means in English but alright sure, Mr. French sir

maple slut: Alfred istg