midnight chats [hetalia chatfic]

eighteen

12/11/17 3:45am

dumbitch: Guess what I did today

dumbitch: C'mmon guess

dawg: you wrote in your diary like a little girl??

dumbitch: Not quite

dawg: you wrote in someone else's diary??

dumbitch: mmmmmyesyes but what else

dawg: you stole someone's diary??

dumbitch: YES! NORWAY'S!!!

dumbitch: He's so boring tho

dawg: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??

dumbitch:  I kid you not

dawg: die

dawg: die a horrible death

dawg: plz

dumbitch: :')))

dawg: dude you do realize he could cast a spell on you or some norway crap if he found out right??

dumbitch: No, actually it's pre-revenge cuz he's planning on reading mine

dawg: bruh

dumbitch: BUT I CAN'T FIND IT!!!! HE'S GOOD AT HIDING STUFF

dawg: prolly shoved it up his ass or smth

dumbitch: what

12/11/17 4:21am

Dinosaur: Hello!! :D

dawg: STOP BOTHERING ME

Dinosaur: ;-;

dawg: shit sorry wrong chat

must protec: What's wrong oni-chan???

dawg: wtf

must protec: I was dared

must protec: What's wrong??

dawg: s o u t h

dawg: istg i will kill him

must protec: Don't!! K-POP WILL NOT EXIST

dawg: oh yeah, that would be a shame

dawg: he keeps on complaining cuz he wants to be in the group ;へ;

dumbitch: don't add him

dawg: i won't jfc

dawg: wait hold on-

(chat between Hong Kong (not south) and South Korea (south) )

12/11/17 4:24am