midnight chats [hetalia chatfic]

two

9/13/17 10:24am

Lilly<3: FUCKING FINE-

9/13/17 11:32am

grumpy dick: oh hey

grumpy dick: where tf were you?? sleeping??

Lilly<3: Well, you see... I forgot my phone downstairs and I sorta fell asleep on my computer while watching Netflix

grumpy dick: that's surprising 

Lilly<3: So my phone sorta kept vibrating downstairs where my brother was watching one of his Mexican dramas... I don't know...

Lilly<3: After a while he got suspicious and decided to check if someone was calling me or something. Instead, he saw I had more than 50 messages from anus and grumpy dick. The group name didn't help much

Lilly<3: I sorta had to explain everything and it took about half an hour, but he refused to give me my phone back until a few hours ago.

Lilly<3: Btw did you even sleep last night?

grumpy dick: i take small naps at night every hour or so

grumpy dick: i think ice didn't sleep at all tho

grumpy dick: again

Lilly<3: That's bad for your health

grumpy dick: idk

Lilly<3: What did you want to talk about??

grumpy dick: idk

grumpy dick: probably something that makes sense

Lilly<3: Like...?

grumpy dick: i don't have the money to buy hiveswap

Lilly<3: I don't think it's gonna be expensive

9/13/17 12:41pm

grumpy dick: no u don't understand

grumpy dick: i used up all my money already

Lilly<3: on what??

grumpy dick: halloween cosplay

Lilly<3: DUHHH

Lilly<3: I forgot Halloween was coming up!! I'm super excited for this year's party!!

grumpy dick: im not cuz im gonna see a bunch of hiveswap cosplays and i don't have tHE MONEY TO BUY IT

Lilly<3: ASK YOUR BROTHER

grumpy dick: wtf that's dangerous he'll chop my dick off

Lilly<3: You keep forgetting I'm a girl

grumpy dick: im sorry

grumpy dick: let's talk about how your dress never matches with your shoes