midnight chats [hetalia chatfic]

fourty seven

(part 7?)

The story continues!! Iceland and friends team up to kidnap Lichtenstein after Switzerland denies her permission to go on a road trip with them! Will they be able to get away with it?? Stay tuned...

(Road Trip Group Chat)

Emil: Guys let's talk here in case Switzerland hears us planning 👀

Leon: are u kidding lmao hes like literally deaf asf from shooting all the damn time with no protection

Emil: Well YEAH but still

Leon: and hes probably watching soap operas rn we're fineeee

Mathias: i could go for some pizza

Lukas: Could somebody ask Sweden if we're almost there?

Lukas: I tried asking but he has headphones on.

Mathias: guys who's down to get pizza after this

Tino: I'll ask :)

Tino: @Emil could you wake Sealand up

Tino: He's going to ruin his sleep schedule

Leon: was he supposed to be here

Tino: IS HE NOT?

Emil: Oop

Emil: He got home alone'd lmao

Berwald: lol

Mathias: soooo pizza?

Tino: SVE THIS ISNT FUNNY :( HE COULD BURN THE HOUSE DOWN AGAIN

Tino: I'm calling Estonia to take care of him

Lukas: Tino did you forget what happened last time?

Lukas: @Mathias I'll get pizza with you

Mathias: <333

Mathias: Also wasn't he in a mexican prison?

Tino: :( You're right. Who can we call??

Mathias: I could call Prussia

Mathias: He's nearby and look at what a good job he did at raising Germany!!!!

Tino: :( I'm not sure...Isn't there something a little wrong with Germany??

Leon: he's just gay i think

Tino: >:( That is NOT it

Berwald: He's gay?

Tino: SVE EYES ON THE ROAD

Emil: He's been in the closet for like a million years

Berwald: Denial gay

Mathias: THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT I WAS SAYING

Tino: THAT IS NOT WHAT IM SAYING

Tino: SVE THE ROAD

Berwald: :( Sorry wife

Lukas: Why are all our friends gay?

Leon: im bisexual actually

Lukas: I said friends

Tino: Don't listen to him Hong Kong, we love you

Leon: :) <3

Mathias: Monkey man, you're a part of our family