midnight chats [hetalia chatfic]

twenty seven

these will be random( from now on-

DWAG: yo ive grown a beard since we last talked 👀

squishysquishy: Really?

DWAG: no u cunt

squishysquishy: uM THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT

Dinosaur: Law and Order

squishysquishy: I HAVE RIGHTS TOO

DWAG: the right to shut up

Dinosaur: Ooh, it's getting warm in here- No, wait... IT'S JUST ICELAND GETTING ROASTED

DWAG: stfu go play fortnite or smth

Dinosaur: OK BUT NOT BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO

must protec: Hong Kong, what's (Hong) wrong?

must protec: You're acting like a bitch :'0

squishysquishy: He's on his man period

DWAG: shut up u square ass bitch

must protec: UM GUYS I HAVE A PROBLEM

must protec: I WAS MAKING NOODLES FOR BROTHER AND THEY TASTES LIKE HOT WATER

must protec: HELP??

squishysquishy: DID YOU USE SALT??

must protec: YES YES I TRIED EVERYTHING POSSIBLE

DWAG: add some asiago to that bitch and consider it done

must protec: UM OK I TRUST YOU, FRENDO

squishysquishy: Remember he's acting like a salty snowflake, so maybe they'll end up tasting like ass afterwards

DWAG: omg plz

must protec: THEY TASTE GREAT

squishysquishy: fAk

DWAG: you were FUCKING SAYING??

squishysquishy: I tip my fedora towards you, my good man

DWAG: ew u gay

squishysquishy: :'( When are we going to have some gay time??

DWAG: never

squishysquishy: I'm serious :'( I miss you

DWAG: OOF i miss you too how about right now??

squishysquishy: I'm feeling cuddly uwu so yesss

DWAG: xbsidjsidus lemme touch

squishysquishy: yeeessss

must protec: This is almost as good as that compilation video of Poppy breaking character

DWAG: hnnnggg

squishysquishy: blocc and reported

must protec: You guys ;-; I'm so sorry I respecc your love

DWAG: i will adopt u as our love child

must protec: yEs tHANKK

Dinosaur: I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR LOVE CHILD

squishysquishy: No, you're just our mistake

Dinosaur: