midnight chats [hetalia chatfic]

fourteen

(part 2)

10/31/17 8:42pm

dumbitch: LIECHTENSTEIN

dumbitch: HONG KONG

dumbitch: WHERE ARE YOU WE'RE ABOUT TO GO TRICK OR TREATING?!?!

must protec: I'm sorry!! The elevator got stuck

dawg: yo

dawg: im in the elevator too

dumbitch: This wouldn't have happened if y'all took the godamn stairs

Dinosaur: Haven't you people ever heard of taking the goddamn stairs

dumbitch: I will punch you

dawg: btw what happened to the "we're dressing up as each other" thing?

dumbitch:  We're still doing that but I decided to use a different costume now

dumbitch: Since I have the black parade jacket, some black eyeliner and  I already rock the white hair I said "why not"

dawg: eXCUSE ME BUT WHERE TF DID YOU GET THE MONEY FOR THAT?! IT'S EXPENSIVE AF

dumbitch: Remember that time Sealand burnt the house down and the government gave us money???

dawg: how come you never told me???

dumbitch: I did. 5 times

dawg:  o

10/31/17 8:46pm

dawg: people sure are taking their time to open up the elevator

dawg sent an image

dawg sent an image

dawg sent an image

dawg: I am the selfie king

must protec: He erased 8 of the 11 he took :/

dumbitch:  >:0 how dare you take selfies without me?!

dumbitch: Also, I thought you were going as a white queen??

must protec: Brother stained the dress with chocolate

must protec: I don't want people asking me if I want toilet paper, so I just went with last year's costume since I only wore it for two hours

dumbitch: And where's the trash bag?? I thought you were seriously going to wear it??

dawg: bruh i told you i spent all my money on a cosplay ofc im gonna wear tf outta that shit

dawg: but the bag's in my pocket just in case i fuck up the mask or something

dumbitch: Lmao

dumbitch: Don't mind my ignorance, but who tf are you dressed as??

dumbitch: I can tell Liech is Zelda obviously but.......\_(ツ)_/¯

must protec: Omg he's typing furiously

dumbitch:  :0

dawg: DOES "TOKYO GHOUL" RING A BELL???

dumbitch: Idk, does he??

must protec:  (voice message:  ICELAND, THE ELEVATOR'S UNSTUCK, YOU BETTER START RUNNING-)

dumbitch: whAgbsk

10/31/17 8:53pm

Dinosaur:  (voice message:

Sealand:  LIECHTENSTEIN!!! HONG KONG'S ATTACKING ICELAND!!!

Hong Kong: *in the background* HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW?!

Iceland:  *in the background* I DON'T PLAY VIDEO GAMES AS MUCH AS YOU DO AHHJ- WHAT GAME IS IT SO I CAN PLAY IT??

Hong Kong: THE FUCK DID YOU JUST ASK ME?!

Sealand: THINGS ARE GETTING VIOLENT-

Iceland: *SCREAM*

Sealand: HEY, NO BITING!

Sealand: HURRY UP, LIECHTENSTEIN!! PEOPLE ARE JUDGING ME!

People in the background:  *ask something that can't be heard clearly*

Sealand: *at them* N-No, ma'am, I'm just recording for the school newspaper. I don't know these two people I swear

Sealand: *whispers at phone* HURRY UP, LIECHTENSTEIN- PEOPLE ARE ASKING ME WHY KANEKI KEN IS ATTACKING GERARD WAY AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND-)

must protec: IM RUNNIN-