midnight chats [hetalia chatfic]

nineteen

19/11/17 2:41pm

dawg changed the group name to four bitches

dumbitch: Was there a reason for that?

dawg: nah

must protec: GAYS PLEASE HELP

dumbitch: Lmao gays unite

dawg: ???

must protec: I'M AT A VERY BORING MEETING

dawg: with who??

must protec: German countries

dawg: wow im jealous that sounds fun

must protec: ENTERTAIN MEEEE

dawg: who's at they meeting?? idk german countries that well

must protec: Germany, Mr. Austria, big brother, Mrs. Hungary, Prussia

must protec: The others were busy

dumbitch: Wtf Denmark is chatting with Prussia rn

must protec: I don't see him using his phone

must protec: OH ITS UNDER THE TABLE

dawg: EXPOSED

dawg: wait but aren't you also using your phone under the table??

must protec: Yes and no

must protec: Aw shit- if I suddenly start typing weird then I got my phone taken away and that's not me typing

dumbitch: Lol you idiot don't use it then

must protec: I can't help it!! I'm addicted!!!!

dumbitch: Same

dawg: same

must protec: So please please don't send me any more messages until 6 pm or I'll surely die!!!

dumbitch: GOT IT!

19/11/17 4:23pm

dawg: fuck fuck fuck

dawg: old man found out i was sneaking out to your house ice

dumbitch: OH SHIT

dawg: (voice message:

HK: IM FUCKING RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE CUZ HE WANNA TAKE MY PHONE AWAY, SO I'M JUST TELLING YOU: IF YOU GET A MESSAGE FROM ME AFTER THIS, IT AIN'T ME!!

HK: *HEAVYDIRTYBREATHS*

China: *in the background* HONG KONG I WILL WHOOP YOUR ASS IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME YOUR GODDAMN PHONE

HK: FUUUUUUUUCK)

dumbitch: AHHHHHHH NUUUU

must protec: wHO IS THIS??

dumbitch: YOU'RE NOT LIECHTENSTEIN