Mr Blythe & I | LZ ✓

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To: Lucajzumann

Chrissiebaby: I am thoroughly and utterly creeped out.

Lucasjzumann: Have you just spotted another one of those spooky toilets?

Chrissiebaby: You're not funny.

Lucasjzumann: I think I'm hilarious.

Chrissiebaby: I strongly disagree.

Lucasjzumann: Why are you creeped out? -_-

Chrissiebaby: Some guy at Starbucks tried to hit on me by using the worst pick up line I have ever heard...

Lucasjzumann: Ooooo, I love this conversation already. What did he say?

Chrissiebaby: If you were a bogey, I'd pick you first.

Lucasjzumann: What the hell is a bogey? A bad dance move?

Chrissiebaby: My god, it's the stuff in your nose.

Lucasjzumann: Ohhhhh, boogers! Well why didn't you just say that in the first place? Gosh.

Chrissiebaby: I don't speak American.

Lucasjzumann: Hahaha -_- anyway, I could think of a few pick up lines that are much better than that.

Chrissiebaby: Oh yeah?

Lucasjzumann: Oh yeah.

Chrissiebaby: Is that why you're still single? ;)

Lucasjzumann: I never said they worked...

Chrissiebaby: Go on then. Tell me your oh-so-great pick up lines...

Lucasjzumann: Promise you won't melt?

Chrissiebaby: I'll try not to.

Lucasjzumann: Are you my appendix? Because I've got a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out ;)

Chrissiebaby: I'm highly disappointed... How about: I don't believe in love at first sight, but I'm willing to make an exception in your case ;)

Lucasjzumann: I'm not letting you win... Uhhh... Kissing is the language of love, so how about a conversation? ;)

Chrissiebaby: You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life ;)

Lucasjzumann: If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one ;)

Chrissiebaby: Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you may have stolen my heart ;)

Lucasjzumann: If I could reach out and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, I'd hold the universe in the palm of my hand ;)

Chrissiebaby: I'm no weatherman, but you're getting 6 inches tonight ;)

Lucasjzumann: That doesn't even make sense... You don't have 6 inches.

Chrissiebaby: How would you know?

Lucasjzumann: ... Touché.