To: Lucasjzumann
Chrissiebaby: I've been thinking...
Lucasjzumann: Uh oh, that's kinda dangerous...
Chrissiebaby: Edward Cullen's a vampire, right?
Lucasjzumann: I could've replied with something extremely sarcastic, but I kinda want to see where this is going...
Chrissiebaby: He's a vampire, which means he's hundreds of years old, yeah?
Lucasjzumann: Yeah...
Chrissiebaby: That means he could dedicate his entire life to finding the cure for cancer or something, but instead he goes to high school... WHY?!
Lucasjzumann: Christina. Are you watching Twilight by any chance?
Chrissiebaby: Maybe...
Lucasjzumann: Turn it off...
Chrissiebaby: But whyyyyyy??
Lucasjzumann: You can't be a twilight fan AND a Potterhead! That's just common knowledge!
Chrissiebaby: ...
Lucasjzumann: ...
Chrissiebaby: I hate you.
Lucasjzumann: That's a lie and you know it.
Chrissiebaby: ;)
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Mr Blythe & I | LZ ✓
Fanfic[Completed] One girl. One teenage celebrity. One Instagram comment. Sounds like the delicious recipe for a life-changing adventure. [Highest Rank: #3 in LucasJZumann] Social Media AU Lucas J Zumann Fanfiction Copyright © ButterGloss 2017