Mr Blythe & I | LZ ✓

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To: Lucasjzumann

Chrissiebaby: I've been thinking...

Lucasjzumann: Uh oh, that's kinda dangerous...

Chrissiebaby: Edward Cullen's a vampire, right?

Lucasjzumann: I could've replied with something extremely sarcastic, but I kinda want to see where this is going...

Chrissiebaby: He's a vampire, which means he's hundreds of years old, yeah?

Lucasjzumann: Yeah...

Chrissiebaby: That means he could dedicate his entire life to finding the cure for cancer or something, but instead he goes to high school... WHY?!

Lucasjzumann: Christina. Are you watching Twilight by any chance?

Chrissiebaby: Maybe...

Lucasjzumann: Turn it off...

Chrissiebaby: But whyyyyyy??

Lucasjzumann: You can't be a twilight fan AND a Potterhead! That's just common knowledge!

Chrissiebaby: ...

Lucasjzumann: ...

Chrissiebaby: I hate you.

Lucasjzumann: That's a lie and you know it.

Chrissiebaby: ;)