~Weird ideas for ships that are too short to be one shots
Also sinful language up ahead~
Gladion: I'm gonna take a shower
Moon: Can I come?
Gladion: ...Sure?
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Silver: Babe where tf is my shirt
Lyra: Idk
Silver: So you're telling me you don't know
Lyra: Yes
Silver: So we agree that you don't know
Lyra: Yes
Silver: So is that not my shirt you're wearing?
Lyra: *is wearing a shirt clearly too big for her* ...No...
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Paul: *Whispers* We should have sex
Dawn: We're in church
Paul: Okay
Paul: And?
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Misty: Stop cheating you hoe
Ash: I'm not cheating you slut
Misty: Yeah you are, bitch
Ash: How would one even cheat at Mario Kart, assbasket?
Misty: How am I supposed to know, you're the one doing it, whore
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Lillie: Hau wtf
Hau: What
Lillie: I just bought groceries
Hau: Yeah
Lillie: Why are all the cookies gone?
Hau: *wipes cookie crumbs from his face* I have no idea what you're talking about
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N: Hey Hilda?
Hilda: What
N: How are baby humans made?
Hilda: It's hard to explain
Hilda: Oh well...guess I'll just show you then
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Rosa: *stubs toe* SHIT
Hugh: Put a dollar in the swear jar
Rosa: Judging from what you did last night, I think you should put a dollar in the sin tin
Hugh: So should you
Rosa: ...
Hugh: Sinner
