Moon: *Looking through Gladion's stuff*
Gladion: What are you doing
Moon: NOT SNOOPING
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Lyra: Look Silver I found this Team Rocket uniform don't I look cute?
Silver: *Blushing like crazy* TAKE IT OFF
Lyra: Okay jeez
Lyra: *Goes to change*
Silver: Where are you going
Lyra: To change?
Silver: No
Silver: I mean take it off NOW
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N: *Calls Rosa*
Rosa: What
N: HILDA AND I ARE PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK BUT I CAN'T FIND HER *Cries*
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Paul: How come Arceus tells us not to sin but encourages sin on Facebook
Dawn: WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM PAUL
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Ash: Misty
Misty: What
Ash: Where did you hide the Wii controller?
Misty: I can't tell you
Ash: You're a fake friend
Misty: We're married
Ash: ...
Ash: Still tho