Language~ Richie Tozier {1}

Victoria And Richie As Parents

- They have a daughter named Mia when they're 27

-Richie was a mess when he found out

-But the first time he held his daughter he couldn't stop crying

-Their daughter is weirdly mature??

-"MOM PLEASE STOP BRINGING ANIMALS INTO THE HOUSE"

-"DAD STOP FLIPPING ME OFF!"

-They're both extremely protective

-"We had a son before you but he ran away"

"What?"

"His name was Nigel and he was a lizard"

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"

-Victoria is a gr8 mom like you would've thought she was preparing her whole life

-Richie tries to be understanding but he's too awkward so he lets Vic deal with everything

-"Listen Mia sometimes when two people love each other they can't keep their hands off each other"

"RICHARD TOZIER HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO OUR DAUGHTER THAT WAY!"

-Victoria is the head of the household and everyone (including Richie) knows it

-"I wanna go to bed"

"Stop being a pussy and come have some mother-daughter bonding time with me"

-Mia is honestly best friends with her parents and not ashamed to say it

-"Why are you crying mom?"

"I just love you guys so much!"

-"We may be a mess but we're a good mess. An organized mess if you will"

-"Your daughter was teaching the other children bad words at school today"

*Richie turns towards Mia* "What the fuck dude?"

-Mia's friends always want to go to her house because she has 'cool parents'

-Vic and Mia have the type of mother-daughter bond Victoria always wanted

-Richie and Victoria do their best to give Mia the childhood they never had