Dork Diaries: Shining Stars (3)

MACKENZIE VS VIOLET

Mackenzie's P.O.V:

Like, really?
Okay it's pretty impressive to SOME people that Andy or whatever his name is can sing in both English and French.

But he's not the only one who speaks fluent French!
For starters moi and my Brandy both do. We're going to get married and honeymoon in Paris.
The city of love!

Of course we have Miss Dork and her little sleeping friend to deal with but hey. Once I win this contest and give that money to Brandy he will have no choice but to LOVE ME!

But first I have to deal with one of Nikki's pathetic little friends. I can't remember what her name was, maybe it was purple or something like that?

She played a live performance of a piano piece and sang some sappy song. Oh please sister, nobody wants to hear depressing crap like that. It's time to fire this crowd up Mackenzie Hollister style.

I flawlessly sashayed onto the stage and the masses instantly love me. They must have seen me on 15 Minutes of fame recently. Those commoners would cheer for anything...

It's my time to send a message to MY Brandy boo.

We are the crowd
We're c-coming out
Got my flash on it's true
Need that picture of you
It's so magical
We'd be so fantastical

Leather and jeans
We're rock glamorous
Not sure what it means
But this photo of us
It don't have a price
Ready for those flashing lights
Cause you know that baby I

I'm your biggest fan
I'll follow you until you love me
Papa-paparazzi
Baby there's no other superstar
You know that I'll be
Your papa-paparazzi
Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that boy is mine
Baby you'll be famous
Chase you down until you love me
Papa-paparazzi

I'll be a girl backstage at your show
Velvet ropes and guitars
Yeah 'cause you're my
Rockstar in between the sets
Eyeliner and cigarettes

Shadow is burnt
Yellow dance and we turn
My lashes are dry
Purple teardrops I cry it don't have a price
Loving you is cherry pie
'Cause you know that baby I

I'm your biggest fan
I'll follow you until you love me
Papa-paparazzi
Baby there's no other superstar
You know that I'll be
Your papa-paparazzi
Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that boy is mine
Baby you'll be famous
Chase you down until you love me
Papa-paparazzi

Real good
(We're dancing in the studio)
Snap snap to
(That shit on the radio)
Don't stop
(For anyone)
We're plastic but we still have fun!

I'm your biggest fan
I'll follow you until you love me
Papa-paparazzi
Baby there's no other superstar
You know that I'll be
Your papa-paparazzi
Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that boy is mine
Baby you'll be famous
Chase you down until you love me
Papa-paparazzi

That sent a message, I won't stop until BRANDY IS MINE!!!

And that Nikki is my PERFECT revenge plan!

I'm such a genius!

Besides, if in the very very little chance that I don't win...

My boys Jason, Ryan and Patrick did a great job tonight. I don't think that girl Lisa did though, sucks to be her. She can't be a super glamorous fashion diva like moi.

I'm soooooo popular!