One Sister, Seven Brothers, and More Memories {BTS}

Texts (Part Six)

Dead baby jokes are near so don't read if you're sensitive to that stuff.

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Jinnie: What do you breathe in??

Kim Sister: Air?

Jinnie: Oxy-jin!

Kim Sister: Not again please.

Jinnie: Oh, please. You know my jokes are le-jin-dary!

Kim Sister: Get out.

Jinnie: What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Kim Sister: Me.

Jinnie: Depresso.

Kim Sister: You're going to make me do something I don't want to.

Jinnie: If one of our siblings were selling drugs...

Kim Sister: I really don't want to fight back.

Jinnie: Weed know.

Kim Sister: Alright. You've made me.

Kim Sister: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Jinnie: Um... I don't know this one.

Kim Sister: Depends on how hard you throw them!

Jinnie: That was graphic.

Kim Sister: What's blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?

Jinnie: Is this one going to be graphic too?

Kim Sister: A baby with slashed floaties.

Jinnie: Please stop.

Kim Sister: You know what the best thing about dead baby jokes is?

Jinnie: Do I want to know?

Kim Sister: They never get old!

Jinnie: I'm grounding you for knowing these.

Kim Sister: Yoongi told me them.

Jinnie: Oh really?

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Yoongz: I'm going to kill you when you get home.

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