One Sister, Seven Brothers, and More Memories {BTS}

Perverted Stories

"Oh yeah, remember that time when that girl kept hitting on you at that café?" Taehyung asked his twin as all his siblings shared different memories as they all sat on the floor in the rented home.

Jimin choked on his ice cream. "That was awful."

"Ooh, I never heard about this," Hoseok chuckled. "Spill the beans."

"Yeah, I want to hear it, too," Jin agreed.

"Okay, well, Tae and I used to go this café a lot before school," Jimin started off. "And this girl was always in there. She was American, wasn't she?" After gaining a nod from his twin, he continued, all his siblings, including you, listening very closely. "She took the orders and ran the cash register, but a little while after we kept stopping by, she started getting a little flirty with me."

"A little?" Taehyung repeated. "Um, she was really flirty if you ask me."

"Sounds like that one girl from your class," Jungkook said.

"The one that snuck into the boys' bathroom for him?" Taehyung asked. "Nah, she was much worse."

"Ok, so she was a little... much, I guess," Jimin corrected. "But one day when she handed me my drink, I grabbed the top you know? And she placed her hand over mine and-" Jimin stopped, flustered. It was evident in his face that he was embarrassed. Taehyung's giggles seemed to make him confident, though.

"Keep going," you urged, hanging on his last word like it was your life.

"She looked at me like she wanted to undress me right then and there- oh gosh," he sighed. He looked at you. "I'm sorry you have to hear this, baby sis."

You shook your head. "Just continue!"

"Yeah, I can't handle the suspense either," Yoongi snickered.

"Oh, yeah," Namjoon added. "How did you score someone like her?"

"I'm not done!" Jimin stopped everyone else from talking. "While she was looking at me, she said and I quote, 'Girls over here may call you oppa, but if this was America, I'd be calling you daddy.'"

You had been taking a drink as he said this once the last word left his mouth, you spit out your drink, choking. Sadly, it went all over Hoseok.

"ARG!" He gasped. "Dirty water!"

You fell on his wet lap, laughing your squeaky laugh that sounded like Jimin's. "She said that?!"

"Yes!" Jimin exclaimed, chuckling at your outburst.

"And he just stood there with the blankest look on his face," Taehyung added. "He was so shook. He just said thank you and took his drink and left."

"I didn't know what to do!" Jimin defended. "What are you supposed to say to that?"

"You should've said she wasn't big enough to get you-"

"OKAY!" Jin shouted, interrupting Namjoon. "We still have the little baby here," he cooed as he patted your head.

"Yeah, Namjoonie," you scolded. "Keep it together."

He smiled. "You'll have to learn sometime."

"Not like that!" Jin disagreed.

"I already know," you remarked.

"Yeah, Mark can't ever keep his dirty mouth quiet," Jungkook said, referring to his close friend. "She hears a lot."

"You need better friends."

Jungkook nodded. "I probably do."

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