There once lived a guy called sloppy Joe,
He met a girl, and put on a show,
He tried some pole dancin'
And a bit of romancin'
The slap on his cheek felt pale as snow
Then he met a girl named Jennifer,
He tried to cosplay as Lucifer,
Jenny was not tempted
Worst trick e'er attempted
Another heartbreak did Joe suffer
Then he found a girl who worked cabarets
And on Sundays, ate outta buffets
But he chugs milk for sport
Hence their love had to be short
And Joe goes back to his sloppy ways...
~Ajay
11/1/18
Written for Poet's pub pubber of the year contest
