Bitshots #4

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BOI...I have MORE IDEAS.

Yes, it's finally here...The bits of the stories of randomness.

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1. Boi

"I'm a player." King Dice answered as he looked at you with guilt. You clasped your hands & closed your eyes and inhaled,
"B  o  i"

2. 2spooky4memes

You were browsing at memes, and you saw KD confused af.

3. Somebody toucha your spaghet

"SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!" You exclaimed as you gestured to the half-empty bowl of spaghetti, "I saw KD eating your spaghet a while ago." Jasmine remarked while she drank chicken soup, "WHERE IS THAT BASTARD?" You exclaimed once again, "He's in the washroom." Jasmine calmly replied. You ran towards the male's bathroom, but not inside. He went outside, and you yelled, "YOU TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!" You yelled at him, which he was shookt, "Sorry." He replied, as you sighed deeply.

4. You would not believe your eyes

"You would not believe your eyes, you would not believe your eyes," You continued to replace the song's lyrics to that line, as the king enjoyed it. No sarcasm was involved.

5. He spoiled you

He spoiled you, just as he really wanted. You became spoiled to the point you would send memes to your friends. From Kpop memes to dank memes. He considered this as spoiled, but you considered this lit.

6. Half

KD replied, "That glass is half-empty." He's a pessimist, while you stared at the glass as if you're high, "Holy heck..." You saw the half of time & space...

Dear god why...

OH BOI! very random & c r i n g e

Farewell!
Yeet

[My reaction to your comments & votes in my shots]
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