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Readers, it is the 6th bitshots
And you know what that means?
666
And also 2 bonus!
ENJOY
1. Who Ate The Fucking Chocolate Cake
No one knows who! Is it you? King Dice, Soosang aka The Author, The Devil or a different person from the comment section?
COMMENT WHO ATE THE FUCKING CHOCOLATE CAKE GUYS! FIND THE CULPRIT ONCE & FOR ALL!
Note: RM was making lit music during the incident.
Reward: YOUR GOOD DEEDS!
2. Brought Some Flowers
Lavenders are cool flowers he said
I told him that roses are better
He was showing dominance again
I said, "God damn it."
3. Spooky-ass Queen
She started the skeleton war
No wonder KD was dead to the bone
(Well shit, a pun...Time to get spooked)
4. Yeets
"Stop Yeeting, (Y/N)! You might get killed!"
"STFU KD, I'M ALL READY DEAD! *continues to yeet*"
5. Bling Bling, Bitch
Gold is bling bling, fuckers
And yes, it's 69 karats aka you is rich with the king.
6. (Insert Title Here)
"Hey, KD! I have a poem for you!" You exclaimed as you held a 1/4 sheet of paper, "Oh, really? Tell me the poem then!" He gladly exclaimed with a smirk, "Here's the poem!" You prepared & cleared your throat, "(insert a short poem here.)" After you told the poem, KD suddenly asked, "Did you just said, 'open parenthesis insert a short poem here close parenthesis?'"
|BONUS!|
The Author Is Looking At Memes With RM
"Hey, RM. I have to be honest, I have another king aside from you." Author replied while saving dank memes from the internet, "Who is it?" RM asked while sitting beside her, "KD." She murmured while looking at him, "You mean the fictional villain? It's fine more me though." RM replied & shrugged, "Yeah, but I draw him more than you." She remarked with a hint to guilt. RM was shookt & he started to hug the author, asking her to draw him more.
|BONUS|
The Author Will Ask You Some Questions
"Hello dear readers!" She exclaimed, "I just want to know," She started before she thought for a moment, "What is/are your favorite oneshot/s, & why?" She's excited about your favorites! "Also, which oneshot is the longest in the book?"
"Is it, The King's Magician? House of Cards? Purple Wine? Or The King's Magician: 2nd Round?"
"Btw no cheating."
Clue: Count how many swipes took you to read until the end, or how long took you to read up the ending. ;3
HAHAHAHHAHAH THE BONUS ONE THough, kinda weird.
I RAN OF PLOT IDEAS I'M SO SORRY
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farewell
Yeet
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