King Dice x Reader Oneshots |DISCONTINUED|

💜That One Drunk-Ass Night💜

cutemics requested this! Thanks for requesting my friend!

Oh boi, the title is drunk as hell! Hahah, Author you're not funny...
Either, and you is drunk??

Enjoy!

Narrator's POV

You had a huge crush on that villainous & sleazy manager of the Devil's Casino. First thing, he's handsome as hell(IKR). Second, he's a gentleman, most of the time. Third, you believed that there's a soft spot in his heart meaning he can be good. That's your belief though, "Maybe, I can try a few drinks. Or a single instead. I don't want to get really drunk. Who knows, I might chant heavenly words in my drunken state." You laughed to yourself as you prepared yourself.

-Time skip to the Casino brought to you by doors-

"Whiskey please." You remarked to the bartender. While waiting for your order. You watched other patrons, employees do their own things. You get used to the smell of cigars & strong scents of alcohol. The glass was beside you, which you took it. The scent of the drink called Whiskey was strong. You almost vomit, but since you're a grown up, you can withstand the strength of this alcohol. You immediately drank it, and the liquid irritated your throat that you stopped drinking & coughed out. After coughing for a while, you thanked god that no one was looking at you. They were busy talking, gambling or just other stuff. Regret began to flood your soul as you asked the bartender for another drink. And another drink, and another...

Dear goodness, you became drunk! "What the fuck is that? A floor?" You pointed at the floor, and thank god no one heard you for it's too loud, "You guys, I hate you all!" Your speech were slurred as hell, which made it even worse, "Did you know that *hic* macaroni is not pasta, but macaroni?" Words coming out from your mouth were all complete nonsense, "I hate my fuuuuucking *hic* chair!" Meanwhile, the manager was holding a laugh while approaching you to, well, help you, "Ugh, why am I standing?" You whispered as you wobbled, "Another drunkard." The man whispered as he began to carry you, "Heeeeey! Put me on the floor! I can fly, you dumb fuuuuk! *hic*!" You yelled out as you weakly hit his back, "Quiet, will you?" That was his response.

"Gosh! I fuuukiiing love that one manager, like from hell!" You slurred out as you were played on the bed, "I can't believe I have a huuuuuge *hic* crush on that Dice King! Haha! *hic*" The dapper was shocked yet disappointed, "She's drunk, so it's common that she will tell nonsense-" "Fuck you! I am *hic* being honeeest!" You slurred as you groaned out, "You don't know *hic* how to fall in loooove!" You yelled, and you immediately fell asleep. Meanwhile, the manager was confused by your words. Maybe, some drunkards can reveal secrets of themselves or other people.

"Ugh, where am I?" You groaned out as he rubbed your temples. It was aching as hell, "Wait-" "Oh, you're finally awake, (Y/n)." He responded innocently, except he just went out of the goddamn shower(I can't stop laughing). Which means that the water droplets were the ones glistening on his well, divine body lmao, "Okay, goodnight!" You immediately shouted & quickly took the blanket to cover your heated face. After processing what happened last night. You mentally slapped yourself, "I was such an idiot to be drunk! From now one, (Y/n), no more drinking!" You muttered under the blanket. The image of him being half naked, dear gosh! You might nosebleed at this moment, "(Y/n)?" Fuck! Even his voice sounded lustful. Perhaps that's his normal voice. Who knows, "Okay, Sorry about last night. I-I was really drunk that I wasn't aware of my words! I-" "At least I have heard more information about you." He chuckled at the end of his sentence. Oh no, "What, information?" You asked weakly, "You liking someone. I mean, it was obvious for sometime." He shrugged. Wait, for sometime? "You're such a pretty lady, you know?" "Are you flirting with me?" You were confused at this moment, "It's obvious, doll." He purred at the last word. Perhaps being accidentally drunk can lead to some luck, "Maybe be could hangout later? After I go home," "Why not now?" He replied with that smile. You have never seen that smile until now, "Sure, If we have time." You chuckled shyly.

Wew. At least it's not that short lol
Tbh, writing the slurs made me laugh, for they were all nonsensical words. Haha

Anyways, farewell
Teey