Bitshots #5

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Hooray! Another chapter for randomness!

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Enjoy lmao

1. Headache

He got a headache, because YOU FUCKING ROLLED HIS HEAD. WHY THOUGH!?
(┳Д┳)

2. Spooky Boi

He's a phantom and you're a mortal
He doesn't exist at all
But you kept on denying the fact that he's fake.
And you ended up ending your own life. Just to be with KD

3. Spooky Gurl

You are a ghost & he's a mortal
It's illegal to make love & marry a mortal
But you did it any way.

4. Rubix Cube

In a minute, you were able solve a 3x3 rubix cube. KD asked you to borrow it, and you challenged him to solve it. You shuffled the cube, and gave it to KD.
+5 minutes later+
Yup. He can't solve it. Well, he did moved but just a few only.

5. Matchin' Sweaters

Hooray.
You & KD were wearing itchy sweaters.
Both of you must survive it during the date.
Thank god both of you removed it at home.
And both of- WAIT (Y/N) DON'T DO THAT!
DON'T FUCKING DOMINATE HIM!
NO! I AM NOT LETTING THAT HAPPENED!
DON'T FUCKING DO IT- Ugh goddamnit. I don't even care.

6. 666 became 696969

Yup. You wrote the number 9s beside the three six. Congratulations. KD is laughing internally while the Devil was proud of your dirty mind.

*claps fast* CONGRATS TO ME!

I hope you readers were all weirded out,,,or idk anymore.
Have a pic of my reaction of this trashy hecc
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Farewell!
Yeets

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