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Enjoy, my readers.

N͛a͛r͛r͛a͛t͛o͛r͛'s͛ P͛O͛V͛

"H͛e͛y͛, D͛i͛c͛e͛. D͛o͛ y͛o͛u͛ k͛n͛o͛w͛ w͛h͛y͛ b͛l͛o͛o͛d͛ i͛s͛ t͛h͛i͛c͛k͛e͛r͛ t͛h͛a͛n͛ w͛a͛t͛e͛r͛?" Y͛o͛u͛ a͛s͛k͛e͛d͛ h͛i͛m͛ w͛i͛t͛h͛ a͛ s͛m͛i͛l͛e͛, "N͛o͛?" H͛e͛ r͛e͛p͛l͛i͛e͛d͛ w͛i͛t͛b͛ c͛o͛n͛f͛u͛s͛i͛n͛o͛ w͛i͛t͛h͛ y͛o͛u͛r͛ s͛u͛d͛d͛e͛n͛ r͛a͛n͛d͛o͛m͛ q͛u͛e͛s͛t͛i͛o͛n͛. Y͛o͛u͛ t͛h͛e͛n͛ t͛o͛o͛k͛ y͛o͛u͛r͛ w͛h͛i͛t͛e͛b͛o͛a͛r͛d͛ a͛n͛d͛ w͛r͛o͛t͛e͛ u͛s͛i͛n͛g͛ a͛ p͛u͛r͛p͛l͛e͛ w͛h͛i͛t͛e͛b͛o͛e͛a͛r͛d͛ m͛a͛r͛k͛e͛r͛ a͛n͛d͛ w͛r͛o͛t͛e͛ t͛h͛e͛ w͛o͛r͛d͛s͛, "B͛l͛o͛o͛d͛" & "W͛a͛t͛e͛r͛." E͛x͛c͛e͛p͛t͛ t͛h͛e͛ w͛o͛r͛d͛ b͛l͛o͛o͛d͛ w͛a͛s͛ b͛o͛l͛d͛, w͛h͛i͛l͛e͛ t͛h͛e͛ w͛o͛r͛d͛ w͛a͛t͛e͛r͛ i͛s͛ j͛u͛s͛t͛ t͛h͛i͛n͛. A͛f͛t͛e͛r͛ y͛o͛u͛ w͛r͛o͛t͛e͛ t͛h͛e͛ w͛o͛r͛d͛s͛, K͛D͛ t͛o͛o͛k͛ a͛ l͛o͛o͛k͛ o͛f͛ i͛t͛, w͛h͛i͛c͛h͛ h͛i͛s͛ f͛a͛c͛e͛ w͛a͛s͛ f͛i͛l͛l͛e͛d͛ w͛i͛t͛h͛ c͛o͛n͛f͛u͛s͛i͛o͛n͛, "I͛ d͛o͛n͛'t͛ g͛e͛t͛ t͛h͛i͛s͛ d͛o͛l͛l͛- O͛h͛." W͛h͛e͛n͛ h͛e͛ r͛e͛a͛l͛i͛z͛e͛d͛ t͛h͛a͛t͛ t͛h͛e͛ b͛o͛l͛d͛ w͛o͛r͛d͛ i͛s͛ t͛h͛i͛c͛k͛, h͛e͛ g͛r͛o͛a͛n͛e͛d͛ w͛i͛t͛h͛ y͛o͛u͛r͛ "l͛o͛g͛i͛c͛a͛l͛ h͛u͛m͛o͛r͛."

Y͛o͛u͛'r͛e͛ t͛h͛e͛ o͛n͛l͛y͛ p͛e͛r͛s͛o͛n͛ w͛h͛o͛ l͛a͛u͛g͛h͛e͛d͛ a͛s͛ y͛o͛u͛r͛ l͛o͛n͛e͛l͛i͛n͛e͛s͛s͛ t͛o͛o͛k͛ o͛v͛e͛r͛͛ y͛o͛u͛ s͛l͛o͛w͛l͛y͛...

the fuckin' end

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