Chapter 24

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I want a hamburger.......said that for no reason, never write while hungry people! Great words to live by.

Dipper is seen sitting on the couch, watching TV while Mikey is seen crawling on the floor playing with his toys, while everyone else was at the mall. Dipper choose not to come because he knows the girls will be out Bra Shopping. And his dad has to suffer.

"Man this show is bad," said Dipper.

Mikey is seen laughing while playing with a Muppet toy.

"Maybe there's something for Mikey on Disney Junior," said Dipper.

Dipper changes the channel.

"🎵Muppet Babies, They make their dreams come true🎵"

Mikey notices the TV.

"🎵Muppet Babies, They'll do the same for you🎵"

Mikey starts crawling towards the TV.

"Looks like someone like Muppet Babies," said Dipper.

"Waka Waka!" said Fozzie bear.

Mikey laughs.

"I'll give you a pass on that," said Dipper, "Fozzie's jokes are always bad, but you're a baby."

Mikey starts babbling happily.

The door then opens.

"We're home!"

Dipper looks up to his Parents, Mabel, Pacifica, Grenda, and Candy.

"So.....many.......bras," said Alex.

"That's what you get for making Mabel your little Princess," said Veronica.

"Coming from the same person who left a baby at home with a 13 year old," said Alex.

"That's normal," said Veronica, "what did we miss?"

"Apparently Mikey loves Muppet Babies," said Dipper.

"Whistling with juggling Brussel Sprouts," said Gonzo on the tv.

Mikey laughs at Gonzo.

"Gosh its like looking back in time," said Veronica, "Mabel and You were obsessed with the original. Not as much as Pooh Bear and Mickey Mouse but still."

"Okay now I know why I had a crush on Kermit the Frog," said Mabel.

Grenda, Candy, Gabby, and Pacifica all raised an eyebrow.

"Oh like you never had a crush on a fictional character!" Mabel exclaimed.

"Mabel," said Dipper, "your the only one I know that-"

"Kim Possible," said Mabel.

*Awkward Silence is Awkward*

"I WAS 5!" Dipper exclaimed, "Shut Up!"

Dipper runs upstairs annoyed.

"Do you still like him now Pacifica?" Gabby asked.

"As someone who once had a crush on Jughead from the Archie Comics, I may have made an upgrade," said Pacifica.

"Ugh, why not the one from Riverdale?" Candy asked.

"HE'S A CUTEY!" Grenda screamed.

Mikey starts crying.

"Grenda, I told you litterally 1000 times," said Mabel, "Don't scream in front of Mikey. Its bad enough he thinks you're a monster!"

"STOP TRYING TO CHANGE ME," Grenda Screamed.

Mikey cries louder.

Veronica picks Mikey up and says, "Mabel I know you-"

"Yeah yeah I know," said Mabel, "Sorry Grenda you got to leave."

"Aw what?" Grenda asked.

"Because you keep on scaring Mikey," said Mabel.

"Pfft, he isn't scared of me," said Grenda.

Mikey Screams in fear, then cries again.

"FINE I KNOW WHEN I'M NOT WANTED!" Grenda screamed.

Grenda storms off slamming the door behind her. Shaking the house.

"Huh, what'd you know, my first California Earthquake," said Pacifica.

To Be Continued.....

Okay I need your help! I have no idea how to get Mikey to like Grenda, and I need your guys help. If you have an idea either send me a message or leave it in the comments, the best one will get both a shout out and a dedication. See you guys next time.

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