HYUNG, YOU'RE BAD [YM]

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This will be a interview among BTS based on comments. :)

YOONGI,When will you ask Jimin out?

Jin: wasn't it a long time ago that they started going out? 

Hoseok: like, three or four years ago?

Jimin: (with a huge smile) four years before

Yoongi: did you count the years in high school?

Jungkook: I think they went out a century before

Taehyung: (poker face) eons ago, i think

Yoongi: (sharply) I don't bloody look that old

Jimin: hyung, fans call you the ancient grandpa

Namjoon: oh yeah, i caught that comment a lot

Yoongi: I'm only twenty three for fuck's-

Jin: next question

When will you get married with Jimin?

Yoongi: this question is going to ruin my swag plans

Jimin: what do you mean?

Hoseok: (smirking evilly) Ho ho ho, I smell something fishy

Taehyung: i think that's you hyung

Jin: (face palm)

Will you have kids with Jimin?

Yoongi: yeah, People, scientifically that's a shitty question to ask. I don't think Jimin comes with  vagina

Jimin: Hyung!

Yoongi: I'm being honest

Jungkook: BURN!!

Jimin: (looking away from Yoongi) What about adopting?

Yoongi: theoretically, Min Yoongi aka, swag master, does not change diapers

Jimin: you are the worst

Why do you have swag?

Yoongi: now here's a question i love to answer.
                 (clears throat)
               See-

Namjoon: next.

JIN, do you by any chance like Namjoon?

Jin: (blushing) why do you a-ask that?

The others: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

Namjoon: someone's got a crush on meeeee

Jin: shut your bitchy mouth up or you will NOT get dinner

The others: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

Jin: That goes for all of you too

HOSEOK, do you like someone?

Hoseok: I'm not gay, by all means

Namjoon: That was not the question

Taehyung:(rolling his eyes)  He is so gay-ist

Hoseok: what the heck does that even mean?

Yoongi: Just answer the damn question

Hoseok: If any of you ARMY are available, I'd like to go on a date. Free single man here

NAMJOON, do you have a crush on Jin?

Namjoon: I don't think I have a crush on Jin

Jin: WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK YOUNG MAN?

Jungkook: But I've always caught you looking at him

Namjoon: (sighs) Jesus Christ, men, I love Jin, so 'crush'  is not the right word

Jin: (batting eyelashes) You are getting your favorite tonight.

Hoseok: Please spare my ears, I've had enough of your dirty talking

Namjoon: (coughing) I think hyung meant dinner Hobi

TAEHYUNG, how are you with Jungkook?

Taehyung: We are doing better than any of our stupid hyungs

Jungkook: (grinning) I know right

Jimin: looking insulted) How dare you!

Jin: we raised you two to be good and proper young gentlemen!

Namjoon: And you guys go and betray your parents. Shame on you!

Jin: no dinner for you two

Yoongi: and no, Jungkook, I will not buy you damn lamb skewers

JUNGKOOK, will you take care of Jimin?

Jungkook: ( laughs nervously)

(Yoongi and Taehyung glare at the interviewer)

Yoongi: what kind of a bloody question is this?

Taehyung: Jungkook is mine, people

Jimin: I don't think you should be so harsh

Jungkook: Yeah, hyungs, calm down

Yoongi: (eyes narrowed) Are you two secretly dating?

Jimin and Jungkook: NO!!!!

How are you good at everything?

Jungkook: am I?

Taehyung: of course you are baby. (smirks)

Hoseok: if you speak about se-

Taehyung: especially in bed baby

(Jin, Namjoon and Hoseok groan)

Jungkook: (Blushing) a-aish, Tae!

Yoongi: (rolling his eyes at the flirting couple) Jungkook was born to be good at everything. There, happy?

And me, what is my favorite color?

Me: I don't like pink, but Jimin with pink hair is really cute...

Yoongi: back off! Jimin is mine and he's gay!

Me: I didn't say that Jimin was mine. Anyway, I like blue

Jimin: (sharply) Light blue?

Me: Jesus Christ, NO, I AM NOT TRYING TO FLIRT WITH YOONGI

(Also me: though i would if I had the chance)

Am I maknae or oldest of the group?

Me: Maknae. 

Jungkook: (haughtily) Are you good at everything?

Me: No

Jungkook: .....

What gave you ideas for the book?

Me: Sophie Kinsella, finding Audrey

Jimin: wait, So my character was based on a girl? and I'm not abnormal? 

Me: (poker face) You are abnormally attractive

Yoongi: Shut the fuck up

Me: gee, okay okay

Interviewer: and that, my audience, is our wonderful boy band, BTS and our even wonderful author. (forgive me XD ) 

Taehyung: how come she's wonderful than us?

Me: Cuz I'm the author. Now, shut up.