Mormor Oneshots *OLD WRITING*

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(uhhh....idk)

Jim always found it hilarious to buy cheesy shirts for him and Sebby to wear. It was such a normal thing to do, but at the same time...it wasn't.

I mean, who really wears those shirts? If you're one of those people, then I applaud you.

Anyway, matching outfits were also a large source of amusement. Whenever the two weren't toying with the world or plotting world domination, Jim would go out and buy a bunch of cheesy shirts, matching pajamas, and any other matching couple item he could find.

Seb's reaction were always the best part. He'd either laugh, roll his eyes, or not react at all.

Most of the time, he rolled his eyes. He'd make some comment about the absurdness of the item, but still wear it.

Secretly, Seb loved the way Jim's face lit up and a light giggle erupted from the mastermind's lips when Seb would walk out in a shirt that says "Partners in Crime".

This time around, Jim had found a tiger onsie, and then a king themed one.

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"Come on Seb! I'll be wearing one too." Jim rolled his eyes at his stubborn assassin.

"I'll only do it if you put yours on." Seb said in a monotone voice. Jim determinedly nodded, pushing past Seb into his bedroom. Seb stared at the tiger onsie, raising an eyebrow. It even had a tail.

"Ta-da~!" Jim shouted, twirling out in his king themed onsie. The hood was huge on him, so it covered most his face. The sleeves were also large, making Seb's heart go all gooey.

"Aww, you look adorable boss." Seb teased, leaning in for a kiss.

Jim grinned even though he knew Seb would say that. The assassin always said that when Jim wore anything that was too large for him.

"You have your onsie to put on. I'm not suffering alone."

Seb groaned, stepping into Jim's bedroom to change.

He quickly changed, making a light giggle come from his boss.

"Aww, look at my tiger!" Jim teased. Seb rolled his eyes, kissing Jim quickly.

"Happy, boss?" he asked, tugging his hood on.

"I'd be more happier if you were still kissing me buuuut," Jim shrugged, winking.

"Very funny, boss." Seb chuckled, grabbing his boss' hands.

"I'm hilarious, thanks for noticing Sebby." Jim smirked, clasping Seb's hands tight.

Seb snorted lightly, kissing Jim again.

A/n: thIS SHIP OMG