"I hate flying." Jim announced for the fourth time that day. Seb sighed a little.
"I heard ya, boss." he muttered.
"Shut up." Jim snapped, rolling his eyes.
"You shut up." Seb snapped back, grinning a little. Jim sighed loudly, resting his head on Seb's shoulder.
"Why'd I agree to this?" he whined.
"'Cause I asked." Seb shrugged.
"Shut up," Jim sighed again, shutting his eyes. "I hate you."
"The ring on our fingers says other wise, kitten." Seb laughed, taking his hand and kissing it. Jim huffed softly, opening his eyes.
"Stop trying to make me smile."
"Nah, I like your smile." Seb chuckled.
"Shut up."
"You've said that like five times already."
"Yeah, because you haven't shut up!" Jim pouted a little. Seb chuckled, squeezing his hand a little.
"You love me, sugar."
Jim chuckled a little, stroking the scar on Seb's left eye lightly.
"You're beautiful...you know that, right?"
"No, I didn't know that..." Seb shrugged a little.
"Well, you are." Jim smiled a little.
"Hmph. If you really think that." Seb chuckled.
"I do, idiot." the shorter huffed softly. "Why don't you?"
Seb just shrugged, looking out the window.
"Everything is so small..." he murmured.
"If you say something about me being small, I'm throwing you out of this damn plane." Jim snapped, making Seb laugh.
"I was gonna say some poetic shit about it looking so easy to take over but yeah, that too!"
Jim groaned, weakly punching at his husband's shoulders.
"You're such an idiot."
"Yeah, but I'm your idiot."
"And you're cheesy!"
"I'm you're cheesy idiot."
"Oh shut up."

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FanfictionFluff, angst, weirdness, more fluff, and slightly out of character characters (sorry not sorry). No fanart or any other media used in this is mine unless I say so. Hope you enjoy some soft (or angsty) murder boyfriends~ COMPLETED 11/23/2018 AT 11:1...