Mormor Oneshots *OLD WRITING*

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(this is how I imagined a meeting between Johnlock and Mormor)
(note: I'm in a giggly mood rn so this chapter won't be serious at all lol)

"Where are they, anyway?" Jim impatiently huffed.

"How should I know?" Seb mumbled back.

"I expected Sherlly to leap at the opportunity to meet you."

"You didn't tell him that though. You just told him to meet you here." Seb countered.

"Stop being right about everything, that's my area." Jim grumbled, sitting next to Seb by the poolside.

"Are you sure this isn't a trap?" John's voice suddenly rang out. Jim jumped up from his seated position, tugging Seb up with him.

Sherlock didn't answer, stepping into the view of the consulting criminals.

"Hii!" Jim called out, waving giddly. Seb hid a laugh at how excited his boyfriend was.
It was adorable, to be honest.

"What the hell is going on?" John grumbled.

"Oh, I just wanted you two to meet Sebby!" Jim grinned, hugging Seb's arm.

John raised an eyebrow, glancing at Sherlock for an answer.

"Personal sniper." Sherlock muttered to John.

"Correct! Five points to cheekbones." Seb mumbled, rolling his eyes.

"Annnnddd he's the second most dangerous man in London! The first being me, obviously!" Jim proudly chirped.

"Oh great." John muttered.

"And your boyfriend," Sherlock added.

"Another five points!" Seb laughed.

John blinked at the new information he just gained. "Er....great?"

"Shut up John." Sherlock muttered. "And why did we have to meet your sniper?"

"Oh, I just wanted to show off my hot military boyfriend," Jim smirked. Sherlock coughed awkwardly, John shifting in place.

"Of course you wanted to," Sherlock rolled his eyes. "Can we go?"

"You're dismissed, Sherlly." Jim waved them off, grinning. Seb silently laughed, which burst out the second Sherlock and John left.

A/n: Idk I wanted a funny one before angst XD