Mormor Oneshots *OLD WRITING*

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(I had the urge to write a Mormor and Johnlock group chat)
(someone please stop me oh god)

James Moriarty has started a group chat with Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, and Sebastian Moran.

What the hell boss? -SM

Hm? Oh I figured we should all stay in touch. You know, the geniuses and their ordinary pets! -JM

No. -SH

Who the hell is Sebastian? -JW

My sniper. -JM

Oh. -JW

And why should we all keep in touch? -SM

Oh come on. Why does no one support this? -JM

Stop pouting, boss. I have to support it don't I? -SM

I mean you could've say no when I suggested it. -JM

WHEN THE HELL DID YOU SUGGEST THIS TO ME?! -SM

An hour ago! -JM

I WAS TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS. ON YOUR ORDERS. -SM

DID YOU NOT NOTICE THAT I WAS GONE? -SM

Oh. -JM

Oh god. They sound like us. -JW

I do not act like that. -SH

Yes you do. -JW

Anyyywaaayyyyyy! Sorry tiger, I probably should've noticed. I thought something was off when you didn't have any sarcastic comebacks. -JM

Its fine boss. -SM

Tiger? -JW

Nevermind I don't want to know. -JW

I wasn't going to answer you so...-JM

No comment. -SM

Are we done here? -SH

Yeah, this was kinda stupid now that I think about it. -JM

It was a good idea at first, but it won't work out. -SM

Such a charmer, my tiger is ;) -JM

...get a room. -SH

You get a room. -SM

I have a room, thank you very much. -SH

Mmhm. That room happens to be John's. -JM

Pft -SM

Shut up. -JW

I mean...he's not wrong. -SH

Shut up Sherlock. -JW

A/n: Yes I had a lot of sugar today, yes its late at night, yes I'm drinking coffee, and no I'm not out of ideas. I'm thinking of making the next chapter angst so I wanted a funny one before the angsty one.