Mormor Oneshots *OLD WRITING*

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(that 👏 fanart 👏 is 👏 everything 👏 okay 👏 ?)
(they're at a fair or something btww)

Omg Seb guess what. -M

What boss -S

There's a huge tiger plush at this one booth. -M

...let me guess, you want it. -S

IT LOOKS SO CUTE AND CUDDLY. -M

LIKE YOU. -M

I am not cute or cuddly. -S

I am an assassin. -S

Oh hush, you're such a cutie with the best cuddles. -M

I just remembered why I hate you. -S

Oh very funny. -M

You weren't saying that yesterday. -M

Because I thought you were dead, boss. -S

I should be glad you didn't punch me. -M

Pft, did John do that to Sher? -S

Besides, you would've killed me if I did that. -S

So you wanted to punch me? -M

Boss I wanted to do a lot of things. I just chose to confess, take all weapons away from you, and never let go of you. -S

YOU'RE JUST PROVING MY POINT ABOUT BEING CUTE AND CUDDLY! -M

...okay fine. -S

I can be like that at times. -S

At times? -M

I'm still an assassin. Your assassin. -S

My cute lil assassin. -M

I'm not having this conversation anymore. Now where the hell is this booth. -S

Oh? -M

I'm winning you that damn tiger plush, Jim. -S

Awww! Thanks Sebby! -M

Shut up before I regret it. -S

Thanks, tiger. -M

Yeah yeah. I'm the cutest and cuddliest assassin ever and I'm your tiger. Can the mush and tell me where you are. -S