Mormor Oneshots *OLD WRITING*

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(teen!lock early morning texts)
(mainly because its 2 a.m. rn)

So wait...if I'm going to be a crime lord why do I need to learn about triangles? The only triangle I'd need is my triangle of evil. -M

Get some sleep Jim. Its two damn am. -S

Not tired. -M

What did you do to be so hyper? -S

I drank two cups of coffee. -M

Jim. Get some sleep. -S

Not tired darling. -M

Well I am. -S

Then ignore my texts, nerd. -M

I don't want to. -S

You're weird. -M

Uh....yeah? -S

I'm dating you. -S

Rude. -M

Jim you've said so many times how weird you are. -S

True I guess. -M

Now I'm kinda tired. -M

Night then. Love you. -S

Wait. -M

Wtf is fire? Its...confusing me for some reason. -M

That's it. No more caffine. -S

Mmm...Sebby? -M

What now -S

Idk. I like typing your name. -M

Cute. Now I'm going to bed. -S

Okay, goodnight. -M

Two minutes later

Seb Seb Seb Seb Seb Seb Seb Seb Seb Seb Seb Seb Seb Seb Seb Seb Seb Seb Seb Seb Seb! -M

Seeeeebbbyyyyyy! -M

Wtf -S

SEBBY BABY -M

I LOVE YOU. -M

I KNOW JIM MORIARTY. -S

GET SOME SLEEP BABE. -S

I LOVE YOU TOO BTW -S

AAAAAAAAAAA -M

AAAAAAAAAAAA -S

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -M

...i'm too tired for this. -S

Mmmmmmeghghhhjjhh. -M

I'm gonna assume you fell asleep while texting me. -S

Heh. -S

Adorable. -S

See ya in the morning. -S