Mormor Oneshots *OLD WRITING*

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(tag yourself, I'm Jim 😂👌)

Hey tiger. -M

Wtf boss. You're sitting next to me. -S

So? -M

You have vocal cords boss. -S

So?? -M

For f*cks sake boss if you need to tell me something say it to my damn face! -S

You're so cute when you're mad, Sebby~M

...I hate you... -S

;) -M

I'm taking a walk before I smash your phone. -S

Have fun on your walk, tiger. -M

An hour later

Hey tiger guess what? -M

What now? -S

Guueessss! -M

Jim I'm on a damn stakeout. -S

Stop texting me. -S

Oh, what a grumpy kitty. -M

Anyway, we're ordering pizza tonight. -M

...what -S

Why? -S

What's the occasion? -S

You'll have to wait, Moran~M

Seriously? -S

Jim just tell me. -S

I don't want to ruin the surprise! -M

Ugh. -S

:D -M

Thirty minutes later

Tiger where the hell are you? -M

On my way back. -S

Why, you worried? -S

No. -M

If you got hurt by a stakeout I'd fire you. -M

Mmm. -S

...did you get hurt? -M

I fell down the last two steps in a building. -S

OMG. -M

I'M WHEEZING. -M

Shut up. -S

AHAHAHA -M

GOD I LOVE YOU AND YOU'RE ORDINARY PERSON INJURIES. -M

Is that meant to be a compliment? -S

Yes. -M

Er...thanks? -S

Anyway, hurry up. Pizza is gettin cold, love. -M

Now I'm confused. Why tf did you just call me love? -S

Because you're mine duh. -M

I...okay boss. -S

Jim tossed his phone onto the couch and jumped up when he heard the door open. Seb rubbed his left arm, which meant he fell on that side.

"Welcome back!" Jim cheerfully said. "Dinner's on the table!"

"You're...happy." Seb narrowed his eyes.

"Heh, you'll never guess why."

"I'm too tired for this sh*t." Seb chuckled. Jim grinned, giddy to see Seb's reaction.

He followed the man into the dining room and bit his lip as Seb opened the pizza box.

"Hey tiger. Blood is red, your eyes are so blue, I.O.U a wedding~"

Seb looked back at Jim, trying to process what the hell was going on.

"Oh come on. You're smarter than this," Jim rolled his eyes.

"James Moriarty, are you proposing to me...via pizza?" Seb demanded.

"Yeah...? You've been working hard, pizza is your comfort meal, and I lov-mmph!"

Seb cut his boss off by grabbing his tie and tugging his lips to his.

"I accept," Seb mumbled.

Jim grinned, his face slightly flushed.

"I knew you would~"

"Of course you did, boss."