Mormor Oneshots *OLD WRITING*

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(i just made a headcanon that Jim never answers Seb's texts so yeah)

Hey boss, I left my shirt at your place. I'll stop by later to grab it if that's okay. -S

Jim I know you're seeing my texts. Stop ignoring me. -S

Since you keep calling me tiger...-S

If I was a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you. -S

Twenty minutes later

Hey Jim, did you eat Lucky Charms for breakfast? -S

Because you look magically delicious. -S

...okay that was one of the worst pick up lines I ever typed. Sorry boss. -S

An hour later

Your beauty makes the sun look like the moon. -S

But seriously is it okay if I get my shirt back? -S

Its fine if you want to keep it by the way. -S

Jim answer me damnit. -S

Okay fine don't answer me. -S

Ten minutes later

Jiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmm -S

I'm bored. -S

Five minutes later

So are you coming over later or not? Cause if you were, I was gonna make dinner. -S

Half an hour later

Blood is red, my eyes are blue. Jim Moriarty, I love you. -S

...okay you have to admit that was good. -S

Five minutes later

Hey boss, I have a question. -S

IF we got married, would I be Sebastian Moriarty or would you be James Moran? -S

I'm not proposing, just curious. -S

I'd probably take your last name, tbh. -M

Whoa you finally answered my text. -S

I only answered because the question intrigued me. -M

Oh. Well still. -S

Yes, I'll be coming over. Yes, you can have your shirt (it looks better off you tho~). No, I didn't eat Lucky Charms for breakfast. And yes, your poem was cute. -M

Oh. -S

Hey boss. -S

What now tiger? -M

Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite. -S

I hate you sometimes. -M

I know, and the feeling is the same. -S