Mormor Oneshots *OLD WRITING*

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(kinda au? Au where Molly and Seb are old friends lmao)

"Molly, I don't need a blind date right now." Seb groaned. "I'm an assassin, which means I'm better off alone."

"Oh come on, Sebastian." Molly rolled her eyes. "It won't kill you. Well, it might."

"What?" Seb raised an eyebrow.

"His name is Jim...Moriarty."

"You're setting me up on a date with the most dangerous man in London?" Seb demanded, blinking in surprise.

"Um...yup." Molly awkwardly grinned. "It won't be that bad!"

Seb rolled his eyes, sighing. It would be a date to remember, that was for sure.

***

"Soooo, you're Sebastian? I've heard a lot about you," Jim cooed, raising an eyebrow at Seb.

"Yeah, that's me." Seb awkwardly smiled. "And your James Moriarty, the most dangerous man in London."

"Ooo, you've heard of me." Jim grinned, resting his chin in his palms.

"I'm an assassin, sir. I kinda have to know who's who in the world." Seb mumbled, crossing his arms.

"The fact that you're an intelligent assassin makes you more attractive." Jim chuckled.

"What?" Seb was startled by the reply.

"Most assassins I meet do research after getting assigned a target." Jim patiently explained.

Seb nodded, clicking his tongue in thought. "Well, I'm glad I'm different from any other assassin you've met."

"I don't meet many assassins who aren't trying to kill me." Jim laughed, shaking his head lazily.

"Mm." Seb nodded, knowing what it was like to have people wanting you dead.

"You've had a couple assassins sent after you," Jim observed.

"Oh, yeah." Seb nodded, snorting. "I'm not that dangerous, am I?"

"Well, Sebby, you're the second most dangerous man." Jim laughed. "So yes, you're dangerous."

Seb felt his face heat up, glancing away. "Thanks, sir."

"Call me Jim, tiger."

A/n: ugh such a power couple