If It Kills Me 》Andrew Siwicki x OC x Brendon Urie

NINETEEN; stage one

We arrived in Minneapolis, stop number one. The concert was about 3/4 of the the way over, and I was waiting backstage.

After he sang Casual Affair, Brendon had an announcement. "So, if you guys follow my Instagram and stuff, you might have been seeing someone for the past couple months. She has been my best friend for ages, and we broke up a few years ago after a few months. But recently we got back together and I want you all to properly meet my girlfriend, Hayley Thompson!"

I walked out onto the stage and waved as the crowd screamed and cheered in excitement. Some guy from backstage ran out and handed me a microphone. "Hi everyone!" I said as Brendon held me at my waist and kissed my cheek, causing even louder screams from the crowd.

"So, there's a song that Panic! made that has always been Hayley's favorite and I'm so glad she decided to sing it with me tonight for you," Brendon said. "Alright, Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time!"

Brendon started it off with, "Alright, alright
Alright, alright
Alright, alright, it's a hell of a feeling though
It's a hell of a feeling though
Alright, alright, it's a hell of a feeling though
It's a hell of a feeling though

Who are these people?
I just woke up in my underwear
No liquor left on the shelf
I should probably introduce myself
You shoulda' seen what I wore
I had a cane and a party hat
I was the king of this hologram
Where there's no such thing as getting out of hand
Memories tend to just pop up
Drunk pre-meds and some rubber gloves
Five-thousand people with designer drugs
Don't think I'll ever get enough (don't think I'll ever get enough)"

Then we both sang the chorus, "Champagne, cocaine, gasoline
And most things in between
I roam the city in a shopping cart
A pack of camels and a smoke alarm

This night is heating up
Raise hell and turn it up
Saying "If you go out you might pass out in a drain pipe"
Oh yeah, don't threaten me with a good time

It's a hell of a feeling though
It's a hell of a feeling though
Alright, alright
It's a hell of a feeling though
It's a hell of a feeling though"

Then it was my turn. "What are these footprints?
They don't look very human like
Now I wish that I could find my clothes
Bedsheets and a morning rose
I wanna wake up
Can't even tell if this is a dream
How did we end up in my neighbors pool
Upside down with a perfect view?
Bar to bar at the speed of sound
Fancy feet dancing through this town
Lost my mind in a wedding gown
Don't think I'll ever get it now
(Don't think I'll ever get it now)"

Then both of us. "Champagne, cocaine, gasoline
And most things in between
I roam the city in a shopping cart
A pack of camels and a smoke alarm

This night is heating up
Raise hell and turn it up
Saying "If you go out you might pass out in a drain pipe"
Oh yeah, don't threaten me with a good time"

Brendon: "I'm a scholar and a gentleman
And I usually don't fall when I try to stand."
Me: "I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt"
Both of us, including the little dance Brendon does when he sings it: "But I make these high heels work
I've told you time and time again
I'm not as think as you drunk I am
And we all fell down when the sun came up
I think we've had enough

Alright, alright, it's a hell of a feeling though
It's a hell of a feeling though
Alright, alright, it's a hell of a feeling though
It's a hell of a feeling though

Champagne, cocaine, gasoline
And most things in between
I roam the city in a shopping cart
A pack of camels and a smoke alarm

This night is heating up
Raise hell and turn it up
Saying "If you go out you might pass out in a drain pipe"
Oh yeah, don't threaten me with a good time."

The crowd cheered even louder than they have all night. Without the microphone by my mouth, I said to Brendon, "Backflip time?"

Brendon looked back and said without the mic, "Backflip time."

We both stood up on a small platform and did backflip at the same time, except mine was a double backflip. The crowd continued cheering and the crazy ass night went on.