Commander's LogBook: Volume II

Log In:#85 I don't understand people on social media...

This is gonna be a little bit of a rant.. so warning..

Social media/ Wattpad stereotype #1

The Following Unfollower.

Yes, people of Wattpad who follow someone and then unfollow them back, I'm talking about youuuuu

You good for nothing nitwit nerfherder...

People like you deserve spit in your water.

Your a hope and dream crusher...

Have you nothing better to do in life?!

Get this!

This person shall remain nameless-buttttt

I recently got a follower. And I was thrilled because my beautiful followers get me one step closer to a mile stone goal of 300 followers. And I went to go thank him/her on their message board and I see my profile. In their past message board after scrolling down. And you know what I said a month ago "thanks for the follow!"

Yes. That's right. I caught you, you nerfherder!

You followed me.

Then unfollowed me.

And now?! NOW YOU FOLLOW ME AGAIN! WHAT THE FLOOF! Why?! Why?!

IT GETS BETTER!!

So I go back to thank him/her again for following me back. But I check my followers list once more before I do so.. and you know what?

YOU NERFHERDER UNFOLLOWED ME AGAIN!!

TWICEEEE!!

What on Kamino is wrong with you??

What is WRONG WITH ME?! That you feel the need to unfollow me twiceee?!

I'm just done.

I hate unfollowers.

Why. Did I say something you disagreed with. Did I vote on a genre you hate? Do I post stupid stuff(Okay yeah I post stupid stuff) seriously though? You people make me self conscious and insecure-gOod Lord have mercy on your soul.

YOU CRUSH MY 300 FOLLOWERS DREAMMMMM!!

Okay. That's it...

I'm done ranting...

But before I go...

*grumbles*
Nerfherder...

-commander out