Mom:"how do you slit your finger open on accident and almost break a nail?"
Me:" I used a knife."
Dad: ...*concerned look on why his daughter his using a knife and cutting herself*
Me: "I mean... uh... I used a knife on accident..-I mean I cut myself on accident."
Dad:"you know that's how most people cut themselves.. by accident."
Me: ..........
Dad: ....
Mom:......
Me: .... welp... (my thoughts: you sure about that Dad.. you positive?)
Dad:......
Mom:....
Me: pizza sounds good right now! Who's in for some?
Mom: oh sweetie.. *getting me a new bandage for the blood* you need to be careful.
Me: mommmmm I'm the clumsiest person in the entire galaxy. I'm surprised I haven't shot myself on accident yet.
Well.. folks. I'm in pain. My nail is cracked. And I'm bleeding. All because I couldn't open a package...
Darn it Target! This is one of the reasons I never go to your store ever!-
Twin: you got it from five below Di'kut..
Me: righttt! Dang it 5 below! This is why I never go to your store!
Child proof packages that are... get this 😱 not only child proof but teenage proof.
😂 what a revolutionary invention.
-commander out
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Commander's LogBook: Volume II
RandomCommander's Log Book, and data files. (A journal of my day to day life)
