Commander's LogBook: Volume II

Log In:#77 Famous Last Words: "I got this!"

Mid-Vacation update:
rating:
PG-Slightly floofing hilarious stuff

Geez where to begin, so much as happened I feel like I've lived 3 life times in just a week!

[Pictures will be posted when I actually get back to my home state-still on vacation. Just a little spoiler I got some darn awesome good pictures and if you like cool things stay tuned!]

The "I GOT THIS" Reel:😂😂

Me: *sees potential for an awesome Photograph*

Twin: how you gonna get over to that spot there's a 5ft fence in your way and the gate is locked? Not to mention your wearing heels and a dress.

Me: Only the weak minded see heels as a limitation and weakness. I see it as my strength. 😂💃🏼

Twin:*rolls eyes* Oh dear Lord.. your gonna jump that fence aren't you..?

Me: *grins* indeed dear sister, I am. And as a lady I shall do it gracefully. 😂

Twin: this is gotta be an utter travesty...

Me: *smirks even more* I got this-hold my phone and camera.

Me:*proceeds to climb/jump over a 5ft metal fence in under a minute with grace and poise*😏

FYI: that picture was so worth it.

Me:*comes back to family*  we're back! I took an awesome picture!

Grandmother: how'd you take that picture he gate is locked..?

Twin:*sighs* she jumped the fence..

Brother: WHAT?! In heels and a dress?!

Me:*shrugs*

Brother: she's.. she's insane!

Dad: did you rip the dress?

Grandmother: *smiling with pride*

Side note: I love how he doesn't even ask if I'm okay- like "ah yeah, thanks for the concern of my apparel-by the way I'm doing just fine too"😂😂😂 nahhh he knows I can take care of my self so he doesn't even need to ask.

Part 2 of "I got this":

Family:*trying to find a way down the canyon side down to the falls and rushing river*

Me: guys.. why don't we just slide down right here, it's just rocks, dirt and sand and a couple of bushes?

Brother: are you crazy?!

Me:*opens mouth to reply*

Twin: -DO NOT ANSWER THAT!

Me: *innocent puppy eyes*

Brother: that is legit a steep slope, you'd just fall straight down.

Me: in my mind: "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! "
Eh.. no one ever got anywhere taking the easy path.

Twin: ..... eh.. she's got a point.

Brother: knock yourself out then.

Me:*grins* Ohh I got this.*proceeds to slide down the steps slope:cliffside- indeed falling*

Welp! I did make it down and let me tell you... it was steep very steep. And I thought I could use my foot to slow my descent down as I kept sliding but I missed the rock and ended up falling. I will admit I did panic a little because it was a LONG WAYS down and I'd only made it half way. 

Picture Kristoff from frozen in the cliff scene with the wolves. When he jumpes over the ridge? But then starts sliding down the other sides cliff edge... yeahhh! That was me for just a moment except instead of snow sharp sharp canyon rocks, dust, and Dirt and at the very bottom boulders and rocks.

Let's just say...

I have a huge gash/cut from my butt down the back of my thigh to the back of my knee on my right leg. Yes I was bleeding from different places when I got to the bottom.

I would show a picture but... that's not exactly appropriate. And I'm better then that.

Needless to say, I'm in a lot of pain but I refuse to show I am. And it looks worse then it is.

I also have a lot of scrapes and bruises on my wrist down and I was also bleeding from a cut on that arm. And then my left hand has a cut and then a small hole where a stick from a bush stabbed me.

BUT I AM A. OKay!😂😂

I was walking with my grandpa down the city streets shortly after this event and we walked past a nail salon.

Grandpa: Ya want to get your nails done?

Me: nah I'm good, I just did mine the other day. *looks down at nails and then blinks*

Me: ... wow...for falling down the side of a canyon cliff... they actually look great!

Grandpa: you actually impressed me with that sliding/ fall. That was pretty steep but you took it like a champ!

Me:*nervous laugh* haha.. you.. you have no idea. 😂😂😂

Side note: fairly certain my twin had a heart attack when she saw my "battlescars"😂😂 Sorry, sis!

EXTRAS:

Funny Pun:
*driving through the canyon next to the river/stream/brook*

Me:  *looks at siblings* this would be a great place to do a Live STREAM

** I swear my whole family just about lost it...😂

Random Quote I just came up with for you ladies:

"The only thing a Lady needs is her God & a pair Stilettos"

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

IM DEAD GUYS! Laughing hysterically...

Moreeee to come!

-commander out

PS: is it just me or is it when anyone else is out shopping and they see something and they immediately think of some one from their wattpad Fam? Cause I swear this happens to me a lot.

Legit I saw something super cool and I immediately thought of you, ChristietheGhost it looked exactly like your epic skull drawings. It was a shirt and I'm like "I can see her wearing this"
And there was one other thing that made me think of you CataCollision but I can't remember what it was. I think it was a quote.

This always happens to me! And I swear all of you have come up once in my mind when I see something!