So lately I've been on a burn/roasting spree. Idk where it's coming from but I swear I'm so sassy... rn😂😂
You guys gotta hear these..
One of my friends does something stupid then says: I'm not awkward I swear.
Me: ... when you tell yourself your not awkward but you really are..
My other friend: oh snap...
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Youth Director: alright guys what are some natural disasters you can think of.
Everyone chiming in: tornados, hurricanes, volcanos, earthquakes..
Me:*silently adds in once everyone gets quiet* acid rain...
Youth Director: that's... not a thing.
Me: *looks him straight in the eye* it is. Scientific facts.
Twin: acid rain isn't a natural disaster
Me:*gets real sassy* I don't know about chu hun but if you had acid rain falling on you I'd call that a natural disaster. Fam... you waking up in the morning is a natural disaster.
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Youth Director: *brings in cookies* guys I made cookies!
Us: YAYYYYY!!*eats them*
Someone: it's... good. It's just... really hard. Like a hockey puck.
Me: ya... it's not that bad it's just hard I think I chipped a tooth😂
Him: I know... it was trail and error😂
Me: I mean I'd roast you... but these cookies are already roasted...
Him:*dies laughing*
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*With a group of my guy friends this weekend*
Best friend:*teasing me about my height-I'm 5'4" and he's 5'9"* you didn't deny you were small...
Me: I won't deny scientific fact.
The rest of the guys: eh. True.
Best friend: you actually accepted it😂
Me:*looks at him with a smirk forming on my lips* I don't have to be tall to hit you we're it counts.
All the guys: *get really silent*
Then: oooooooooooooooooo
One of them: oh snap Diamond, get him!
One of them: ouch...*quietly*
Another: oof... I felt that.
Bestfriend: ..... *really red*
Me: like I said, remember who you're messing with
Needless to say lots of laughs over all this! Love these guys! Love all of these people they make life fun!😂and their sportsmanship with dealing with me and my roast and terrible puns! Y'all are great sports!
-commander out
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Commander's LogBook: Volume II
RandomCommander's Log Book, and data files. (A journal of my day to day life)
