Here's a story about what just happened.. Listen up.
So my sister forgot to take the trash can out to the road for trash day tomorrow and my mom was nagging about it so I decided oh hey in practice for volleyball season I could use a good run. (Our driveway is almost a mile out in the country). So I get ready get my boots and coat on because it's snowing (Yes in April.. up here we don't get this thing called .. summer -_-) and my iPhone and earbuds and head outside.
The thing is out here in the country where we live there's coyotes. Groups of them. So it's a known fact you don't go outside after 8:30 because literally they've been in packs right outside my window before tearing and shuddering some more doe or rabbit up. And howling.
Forgetting this cause I was so busy and into the music and running (song I listened to during all this up above), my ear buds in. I didn't hear the crunching of leaves and grass to my left as it got closer to me. But I spotted something out of the corner of my eye (luckily I have 20/20 vision because out here when it's dark you can barely see anything at all- so it was really dark) and I turned and stopped, squinting my eyes to see what it was. It was a fast shadowy black figure small like a dog, and at first I thought I was just imagining things cause the figure disappeared so I kept going but being the paranoid person I am took one earbud out so I could hear anything.
And I did.
I heard the crunching of leaves and grass and sticks at a fast pace. Something light on its feet. I stopped again and glanced back and saw the figure closer and running towards me. My eyes widened and I immediately started running. I can't take that thing! I had nothing on me to defend myself other then my fist and I'm not about to give up my spiking hand in volleyball over me being stupid, so I keep running! And my first thoughts were:" I'm totally gonna die. Never get married. Never play volleyball. Never go to college. Never fangirl... again... over Xorena.. or Star Wars.. or Mortal Instruments. All my inheritance goes to my twin and my dog." This is literally my thoughts. It's sad..😂😂
Then I see it running beside me getting closer to me and I am booking it down our gravel driveway and the figure gets closer so being the idiot I am turned around and grabbed a stick on the ground about to beat the crap out of this thing, but then I get tackled to the ground and I of course scream and drop the stick out of shock only to be tortured with licking of a slobbery tongue...
Guys... I would say it was the friendliest coyote ever... but I can't.
It was my dog...
Belle.
My stinking dog..scared me half to death.. I thought I was gonna die.
Yep, that's right I didn't shut the side door all the way so she got out and started chasing me...
😂😂😂😂😂 and now I can't stop laughing!
I love you Belle. You bring joy to my life!😂😂
-commander out
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Commander's LogBook: Volume II
De TodoCommander's Log Book, and data files. (A journal of my day to day life)