Commander's LogBook: Volume II

Double or Nothing

Me playing Halo 5 doubles with my cousin:

Cousin: I gotta go do something real quick, can you get the last two kills?

Me: WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INTENSE ROUND OF DOUBLES AND YOU NEED TO LEAVE TO DO WHAT EXACTLY?!

Me: *he leaves* gets invisibility and guards him till he gets back*

Cousin: back did we win!

Me: uh... no. I just guarded you the entire time because if they get one more kill they win.

Cousin: ooo that makes sense!

*few minutes later*

Me: dude, the one guy is t-bagging again. Ya wanna have some fun with him?

Cousin: oh yeah, let's get him.

*the guy dies a brutal death*

Me: Okay, sniper left top side building! Whatever you do don't walk into the hallway! He's got crosshairs on us.

Cousin: where?

Me: LEFT SIDE! WHATEVER YOU DO STAY OUT OF HIS LINE OF SIGHT!

Cousin: I see him!*the guys proceeds to shoot my cousin and wins the match*

Me: BRADEN WHEN I SAY STAY OUT OF HIS CROSSHAIRS I MEAN STAY OUT OF HIS CROSSHAIRS!!!?*face palms*

Cousin: ....... oops...

Me: ..... your fired...

Cousin: sorry...?

Me: we were doing so good too, kid, then ya had to do the opposite of what I told ya...

Cousin: *gives me puppy eyes* sowwy...

😂
Me playing halo 5 BTB with my uncle and cousin:

Me: *shoots off guy trying to hijack my uncles tank* I got ya!

Uncle: *doesnt realize friendly fires on and runs me over with the tank after I just saved his life*

Me: UNCLE BRAD! WHAT ON EARTH?! I JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE AND YOU KILLED ME! Same team! Same freaking team!

Uncle: I thought you were the guy hijacking me! I couldn't tell the difference!

Me: *face palms* for one: HE WAS DEAD. I'm alive! Two: I'm Blue! He's red! Completely different colors. Then 1 minute later AFTER he was killed by me you friendly fire on me.

Cousin: *laughing hysterically in the background* you killed her after she saved your life... BAHAHAH!

Me: ..... I can't even with you two right now...

*minutes later in another game match*

Uncle: *almost kills me again*

Me: UNCLE BRAD! IM YOUR NIECE NOT THE ENEMY!

Cousin: I don't think he knows the difference *snickering* that's like what the 3rd time you killed her today?

Uncle: eh... more like I only killed her once... okay.. 1.5 times.. the last one doesn't count. The grenade was a good distance away from her...

Me: Only because I thruster packed to the side at the last second!

Uncle: tomato tomoto, you're still alive aren't ya...

Me: you won't be for long...😂

Cousin: oooooo Dad, I wouldn't test her right now... she has 29 kills and 1 death right now... she's on an untouchable kill streak...

Uncle: ya know I love ya...right?

Me: ya ya, I know. You're lucky I love you guys too. *grins*

Gotta love family!

-commander out