The Dysfunction Of Evan: Books 1-3 Collection

12. I Was Not Prepared

"Astrid?" I heard Andrea's voice through the fog of sleep. "Tom? It's time to get up. I got a call from the convention, the person coming to get us is coming an hour earlier than expected."

Tom muttered something incoherently and I stretched out. The overhead light turned on and I heard the door click close. I blindly grabbed my phone from the night stand. It was eight am. I moaned loudly.

"Good morning." Tom muttered as he pulled me close. I felt his lips between my shoulder blades.

"It's too early." I said. My voice was husky and rough from sleeping.

"It's time to get up. Big day today." He said. He pulled away from and flung the blankets off of me.

"Fuck it's cold!" I shouted grabbing for the covers. I glared up at him. "You're evil."

"Isn't that why you fell in love with me, mewling quim." He said in a lazy smile.

"Careful, babe, those are fighting words." I teased. I sat up, consigned to being awake. "I read an article once, it said that that's probably the most offensive term in the MCU, because in modern English, it equates to calling someone a whining cunt."

"That's why I don't understand why everyone loves it so much." He replied.

"Its the eloquence of it. We know it's highly offensive, but as far as insults go, its very intelligent and pretty sounding." I inhaled and stretched. "Me, I have a degradation kink, so I love it. Plus, you have a fucktastic voice that makes even the most disgusting words sound sexy."

"Oh really?" He stood in front of me, looking down at me. His PJ pants were slightly tented, and my mouth started to water. I looked at at him. "I love how your eyes just always say 'fuck me now'." He grabbed my chin and leaned down to kiss me. "But, no sex right now." He said in a sing song tone.

I sneered and pushed him away. "Pussy tease." I said.

"The perfect foil to your cock tease." He retorted. There was a knock on the door. "Come in."

"Hey, just checking that you're up." Andrea said. "Astrid, I've got you're outfit hanging out here, pressed and ready to go. Once you're dressed I'll help you with hair and make up."

"Okay, thanks." I said. "Did my meds get packed? I don't remember packing them."

"Yep. I wasn't sure which ones you needed, but I've set them on the counter out here."

"You rock." I said. Tom had a bag in his hands and stepped into the bathroom. "Can you grab my outfit?" I asked. She nodded and stepped away. Moments later she returned with clothing. I thanked her and took them, she closed the door as she left.

I looked at what I was given. A pale blue floor length skirt and a light green tank top with pale blue accents. I dug through my bag and found a bra and got dressed. Tom came out dressed in dark jeans and his famous blue shirt. I went into the bathroom and brushed my teeth before putting on a pair of blue sandals. I kissed Tom again before heading out to have my hair and make up done.

"Awe, you look so cute." Natalie said. I smiled at her. "Jake went out and brought coffee." She said. I was handed a tall cup with my name on it. "He got you your tea."

"Oh yes." I smiled. I looked around for Jake. He was in a corner with Grady. "Thank you!" I called out. He gave me a thumbs up.

Andrea handed me a muffin and banana and settled in to do my hair. After I finished eating, she did my make up. Just as she finished, there was knock on the door. Jake got up and answered it. It was time to go. As we were shuffled out the door, Tom handed me my phone.