The Dysfunction Of Evan: Books 1-3 Collection

44. Up In Arms

"Hello everyone, welcome to my show, I am Graham Norton. Today, we have two wonderful guests. One has been on before, another has never been. They are going to talk about their new movie coming out and address some rumors that have been floating around. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Tom Hiddleston and Astrid Long!" 

Tom and I walked out on stage hand in hand, to cheers from the audience. I was wearing a cute little purple dress, which showed off my large bump. As soon as I stepped out, Graham was beside him self. He greeted Tom with a hug, then took both of my hands. 

"So, rumors are true!" He exclaimed. "We finally have a Hiddlesbaby on the way!" 

"Two actually." I said with a huge smile. 

"Twins!" He looked shocked. "So, Tom's got some super sperm." He joked. 

I laughed and took my seat on the couch. Tom sat beside me, red faced.

"It wouldn't be a show if I didn't get him to turn red." Graham said. 

"Well, you do a wonderful job of it." I said. I put a hand on Tom's knee. "He manages a new shade of red every time you have him on." 

"I do, somehow." Graham said. 

I looked at Tom. "I don't think he's as red as when you showed the pole dancing Loki fan art." 

Tom got slightly more red and covered his face with his hands. I folded over in laughter. 

"So, you've never been on my show, but clearly you've seen it before." Graham noted. 

"I've been a fan of your show for many years. I started watching in 2008, which  was the second season, I think?" I said, after I recovered. 

"Yes, it was." He replied proudly. "So, do you often try to embarrass him?" 

"It's a favorite past time of hers." Tom answered, having recovered himself. "Anytime we are at an event, be it a party or what have you, it becomes a game she plays." 

"It's really fun." I said. 

"I love it." Graham said with a huge smile. "So, lets talk about this for a minute." He motioned towards my stomach. "So, rumors started out about three weeks ago, how far along are you?" 

"I'm a few days shy of seventeen weeks, which will be on the fifteenth." I replied. 

"This is so exciting." Graham said again. "So, how long have you known?" 

"Well, we found out about a month ago. Stress from having gotten so sick back in July and the stress of trying to finish filming and moving before school started, I didn't even notice that things were a little off." I said. "I was actually over at Ben Cumberbatch's house having dinner. I was talking to Sophie about how'd I'd been feeling the last few days, and the conversation ended  with me realizing I needed to take a pregnancy test." 

"I was still in the US finishing up on set when she called and told me." Tom added. "Thankfully, I was working on my last scene and was able to rush home so we could celebrate." 

"And how did you celebrate?" Graham asked, leaning forward with a grin on his face. Tom started to go red again, and licked his lips. 

"Much in the same way that got me this." I said pointing at my bump. The audience cheered and Tom got a little more red. 

"Well, we know that department isn't lacking!" Graham joked. He leaned back in his seat. "So, you're attending King University, are you living together, or did you get your own place?" 

"Well, I was presented with two options. Find a place and pay rent, or live with Tom rent free. Being a cheap American, I opted for rent free." I joked. Tom shifted slightly and put his arm around my shoulder.