5 years after high school...
trashmouthtozier added 6 people to the chat!
trashmouthtozier: hiya it's been a HOT MINUTE
billdenbrough: shut i literally see you ever day
mikewheeler: omg hey i haven't talked to you guys since beverlys wedding
trashmouthtozier: that was the best wedding ever
eddietozier: ...i'm offended.
stanley: Ugh. I know right, Richie. It was the best wedding ever.
will.byers: :/ why am i in this?
trashmouthtozier: because !!! i'm flying you and mike out to LA to come visit :)
trashmouthtozier: omg wait i totally fucking forgot
trashmouthtozier added 2 people to the chat!
trashmouthtozier: GUYS i know you don't live far you live in beverly hills but could you please drive down this weekend because mike and will are coming down!!
mikewheeler: oh i don't think so richie-
mikewheeler: will and i aren't on the best of terms right now
trashmouthtozier: what? why not?
will.byers: i don't know. we may get a divorce
trashmouthtozier: um.. no. you guys love each other. very much. can't you see that? what's your argument about?
will.byers: i want kids
mikewheeler: i dont. their sticky and gross and annoying and loud
will.byers: but their also fucking cute, mike! they can be an amazing thing! and they're only like that in the young ages, which will go by quicker than you think!
trashmouthtozier: you're seriously fighting about kids?
trashmouthtozier: yikes. even i'm more mature than that.
mikewheeler: oh shut up. i know you and eddie have had worse fights about dumber things
trashmouthtozier: uh yeah.. when we were 16. we're 24 now.
eddietozier: i'm 23 but okay
trashmouthtozier: ok 23, whatever same thing.
eddietozier: i turned 23 yesterday and u already forgot?
eddietozier: oh, but you forgot about my birthday too
alissa.may: hey guys😞
eddietozier: whas wrong
alissa.may: nothing :) life is great
mikehanlon: i just want to say thank you eddie, thank you so much for allowing alissa into your family and introducing her to us. that was the best choice you ever made. because i was able to meet my amazing wife💞💞
eddietozier: AWWW ily guys
mikehanlon: ily2 eddie
alissa.may: ilyt i guess
eddietozier: ya u better missy
alissa.may: i'm litrallt not that much yunger than u why do u still treat me like i'm 4
alissa.may: IM M A R R I E D
trashmouthtozier: ...i didn't forget your birthday eddie. i literally didn't. i told you happy birthday when i got home
eddietozier: u didn't text me on your break and you didn't tell me in the morning.
trashmouthtozier: you were still sleeping when i left sooo
eddietozier: THATS NOT MY FAULT
trashmouthtozier: whatever. i thought you were over it. you just want to yell at my in front of other people. i've gotta go, my breaks over
eddietozier: text me when you're on your way home please. ily
mikewheeler: why? so u can know when to send the hooker home 😳😳
eddietozier: :(
eddietozier: i was gonna say to know when i could start dinner :(
trashmouthtozier: ok babe. i will. on my way home
eddietozier: huh??
trashmouthtozier: surprise :)
eddietozier: OMG YAY
mikewheeler: better tell ur stripper to go home earlier😳
eddietozier: i actualky hate u i don't want you coming into my house.
will.byers: sighs
mikewheeler: it's ok bby we'll work through it <3
mikewheeler: we always do
billdenbrough: stan and i have still never fought
eddietozier: WELL LUCKY YOU
eddietozier: arguing is healthy :(
stanley: says who
trashmouthtozier: says eddie is he very smart just not in math
trashmouthtozier: oops let me correct that sentence
trashmouthtozier: says the love of my life who i'm in love with and the person i love so much omg i'm so in love with eddie my precious bby ahhhhh
eddietozier: :)
mikewheeler: stfu why does this have to be about you guys again why can't it be about me and will or stan and bill
eddietozier: bEcAuSe yOu aNd wIlL aRe nOt oN tHe bEsT tErMs
mikewheeler: stfu. u and richie were fighting earlier so
eddietozier: well rich n i have never eVEN thought about getting a divorce
mikewheeler: you haven't even been married a fucking year. and do you even know how many times you broke up in highschool
eddietozier: fuck you!!! at least we don't fight about wanting KIDS
trashmouthtozier: stop fighting eddie is right >:(
eddietozier: ty bby
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first chapter of the sequel to feels :))
