stanley: Bill is so cute.
trashmouthtozier: so is eddie spaghetti
eddietozier: whY DO YOU KEEP USING THAT BICKNAME
stanley: He is the cutest.
trashmouthtozier: because!!!!
trashmouthtozier: it's ur name
stanley: I just wanna smoosh his little cute face.
mike.wheeler: i'm hungover
trashmouthtozier: did u and will go out for drinks
mike.wheeler: no actually he was out with jake so i decided to get drunk myself
stanley: I wanna pinch his cheeks and just smother him with all of my love.
trashmouthtozier: his ass cheeks?
stanley: Well, yes, that too. However, I'm talking about his face cheeks right now.
eddietozier: u two are the cutest
billdenbrough: awwww i love you stan :')
stanley: I love you too. Cute stuff.
billdenbrough: you're mad cute idk what u mean
trashmouthtozier: ok chocolate or vanilla
billdenbrough: vanilla
trashmouthtozier: wtf no chocolate
billdenbrough: EW NO ITS TOO STRONG
billdenbrough: stan where do u stand
stanley: Bill, you know that I love you.
billdenbrough: omg don't say it
stanley: I agree with Richie on this one.
billdenbrough: WOWWWWW OK I GET IT
stanley: You know that chocolate is my weakness.
billdenbrough: i'm ur weakness too u can't say no to me
trashmouthtozier: but to be fair nobody can say no to you bill
trashmouthtozier: i can say no to eddie but not you
trashmouthtozier: bc we all love u too much
will.byers: bichie? is? real?
stanley: No? It's? Not?
billdenbrough: tru i'm irresistible everyone loves me
eddietozier: bc ur easy to love
mikehanlon: lovin' is easy u had me fucked up
alissa.may: i love u mike rex orange county is the best
stanley: You really are, Bill. That's what I mean when I say you're very likeable. Everyone who meets you instantly loves you.
billdenbrough: if they instantly love me u must
love me a whole lot
stanley: Oh, I do. Believe me, I do.
eddietozier: u don't love him as much as i love him🤨
stanley: Maybe not in the same way, but my numbers beat yours.
trashmouthtozier: YEAH STANS AN ACCOUNTANT HE KNOWS NUMBERS
eddietozier: no way i love bill way more
stanley: I married him. I'm pretty sure I've got you beat, Eddie.
eddietozier: crap ur right i gotta divorce richie and get with bill
stanley: Maybe in your dreams.
alissa.may: then bill would be my brother yay
will.byers: kaspbrough!
stanley: Why do you guys ship everyone except for the actual couples?
mike.wheeler: good question
