den.g: bye i'm done
den.g: maybe i should try guys lmfao fuck everything
eddietozier: don't bruh don't experiment on a guy and mess with his feelings
den.g: why not, girls can do that to me but i can't do that to someone okay
billdenbrough: hey what happened
den.g: dms
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private messaging
den.g: i broke up with my girlfriend because she said something and i was like uh what like do u even love me- and she was like well i love ur body and i was like wtf bye we had sex once i'm not tryna date someone for no reason
den.g: that's such an odd thing to say too
billdenbrough: lol she can take a seat
billdenbrough: dw you'll find someone it's just a high school relationship
den.g: i guess but like you and stan started dating in high school
billdenbrough: well mom and dad didn't
den.g: yeah you're right
den.g: thank u
billdenbrough: mhm
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private messaging
stanley: Bill... you're up so early. I'm shocked.
billdenbrough: i forgot to turn off my ringer so notifications woke me up :(
stanley: WELL, shower. I'll be home in 10 minutes. I'm grabbing some stuff at the store. I'll make us breakfast when I get back.
billdenbrough: nooo it's my day to cook 👿👿👿
stanley: But-
billdenbrough: no buts!
stanley: Please. 🥺
billdenbrough: ok fine 👿
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billdenbrough: wut wut ahahah ahahah
billdenbrough: aaa aaaaH oh my god
billdenbrough: stupid boy thinks that i need him
stanley: What-
den.g: he's singing a tik tok song
stanley: O-
billdenbrough: or am i!!!!!
den.g: u are
billdenbrough: ok maybe i am
eddietozier: sad baby hours
eddietozier: don't take anything for granted ,, 😔🥺 say ily to everyone rn
eddietozier: i love you richie😔😔😔
den.g: fuk luv
bevvv: he didn't lie
billdenbrough: HIIIII stanley ILYSM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stanley: I love you more. 😘😘😘😘
actual trash of a chapter lost inspiration
