billdenbrough: dudes?
stanley: Hm?
billdenbrough: i just published my first horror novel pls go read it
mike.wheeler: no way! when?
billdenbrough: monday! there's been a lot of sales surprisingly
stanley: I've already read it. Cover to cover.
eddietozier: me too! i got it tuesday! it was so good bill. great job. u did amazing
trashmouthtozier: remember us when ur famous
trashmouthtozier: can i star in the movie remake?
billdenbrough: yes of course. and i'm not gonna get famous lmao i'm from fucking DERRY
stanley: You can go places, Bill. It was pretty good writing for your first book.
mike.wheeler: i should go read it huh
alissa.may: bill i haven't read it yet is that bad
billdenbrough: no lol! u guys don't need to lmao it's not like an obligation
alissa.may: oh ok maybe i'll listen to the e book if there's one
eddietozier: dam richie iscute
stanley: Can't we just have one chapter where it's just a Bill Denbrough appreciation? Just one?
eddietozier: no
trashmouthtozier: #stenbroughlivesmatter
billdenbrough: FAX
stanley: Rip. I'm the only one who ever appreciates Bill. #Billlivesmatter if you ask me.
billdenbrough: i love u
stanley: Mwah.
eddietozier: eddie appreciation:(
trashmouthtozier: every chapter is eddie appreciation
eddietozier: oh shit ur right
billdenbrough: 😹🙏🏻
billdenbrough: stan hates my book:(
alissa.may: he read it cover to cover tho
billdenbrough: hes obligated to that doesn't mean he likes it
alissa.may: tru
stanley: Hey! I did like it. It was very good for a horror novel.
billdenbrough: for a horror novel
stanley: I don't like horror novels.
billdenbrough: so u didn't like my book then
stanley: I did like your novel. It was good for a horror novel. I just said that, babe.
billdenbrough: ok fine
stanley: 🙆🏽♀️
