present day
billdenbrough: i had a nightmare
billdenbrough: i was murdered by stan
trashmouthtozier: how did he kill you
billdenbrough: glass shards in mac n cheese :(
trashmouthtozier: SMART!! i knew he was a genius
eddietozier: he could have easily gotten caught
billdenbrough: it' was boxed mac and cheese so he could blame someone in the manufacturing
eddietozier: oh yeah! wow he is smart!!
billdenbrough: I GOT MURDERED BY RHE LOVE OF MY LIFE!
trashmouthtozier: is he rlly the love of ur life if he murdered u
stanley: IT WASN'T ME-
stanley: I WOULD NEVER.
billdenbrough: it was you!!! you killed me!!!!!!!!
stanley: BUT IT WASN'T REAL!
den.g: that's a smart tactic ngl
stanley: Bill, I would never murder you. :(
stanley: I love you wayyyyy too much.
billdenbrough: i love u too.... boyfriend killer :(
stanley: PLEASE do not call me that.
trashmouthtozier: i think bill would run a prison gang and stan would be his bitch
stanley: If we were both in prison?
eddietozier: bill would definitely run a drug business in prison but i don't think stan would be his bitch
stanley: I'd obviously be the brains of the operations. I'd be the kingpin and he would be the main seller. He'd be my bitch.
trashmouthtozier: EDDIE WOULD BE MY PRISON BITCH
den.g: don't drop the soap
stanley: Georgie, do you even know what that means?
den.g: no
billdenbrough: if you drop soap in communal showers you have to bend over to pick it up and you get... uh r worded
den.g: makes sense, yikes prison sounds awful
stanley: Prison is so gross, it's so dirty.
stanley: Sorry Bill, but if we go to prison we won't be having sex until we're out.
billdenbrough: what if we have a life sentence
stanley: That's different.
eddietozier: you'd have to be sneaky to have sexy times
stanley: Obviously we'd be good at being sneaky if we were running a drug business.
billdenbrough: periodt
trashmouthtozier: have u dudes ever faked an orgasm
eddietozier: yes sorry rich
trashmouthtozier: eddie, you must be joking!
eddietozier: im sorry 😔 i was tired ok
billdenbrough: i have never. stan is goodddddddddd
stanley: I choose to not answer that question.
den.g: i've only sex once soo
billdenbrough: WDYM CHOOSE TO NOT ANSWER?
billdenbrough: have u.... have u faked one.....
stanley: I plead the fifth.
billdenbrough: yes or no
stanley: No, I haven't.
billdenbrough: liar
stanley: I swear on blue jays that I'm not lying.
billdenbrough: okay!!! i believe you :)
stanley: Can you check messages?
billdenbrough: yessir
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messages
stanley ♡
Do you wanna go out tonight?
my blue jay ☆
yesss!!! let's go to that good club by the mall!
stanley ♡
Sounds good cutie.
stanley ♡
I love you.
my blue jay ☆
i love you too :)
