the end of the world as stanley new it.
almost 4 months single, he applauded himself.
how pathetic.
what would his parents think?
do they even know?
eddietozier: good morning everyone, i hope you're all fine today
alissa.may: Eddie I don't think anyone's really ever fine
mikehanlon: that's very dark
stanley: Did she lie, though.
trashmouthtozier: is it just me or has it been veryyyyy awkward
stanley: Why wouldn't it be.
eddietozier: rip
trashmouthtozier: Bc ur still friends right?
billdenbrough: it seems hard to be friends with someone when they hate your guts
stanley: ...
eddietozier: o dam
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eddie; added rich, lissa., mhanlon, g; to a group message.
eddie;
we need to have them talk to each other
g;
yeah idk about that
g;
trust me when i say i miss them together just as much as the rest of you, but that's basically setting them up for a disaster
eddie;
georgie you don't understand tho they're both miserable, but they won't even talk to each other so we need to start it for them
rich
it's been 4 months i think eddies right
rich
i don't know why they ever divorced, they wouldn't tell us
g;
bill just told our parents the other day, he never told them or me why either
lissa.
bill thinks stan hates him and never wants to see him again
eddie;
why does he think that
lissa.
i don't know
g;
well either way this better work
g;
stan doesn't even talk to me anymore because i'm bills brother which is so dumb because i'm not bill
eddie;
it has to be irl tho
rich
i'll get stan, u get bill eds
eddie;
don't call me that and okay
eddie; renamed the group chat to "stan + bill"
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private messaging
trashmouthtozier: hey stan
trashmouthtozier: do you want to come over? i'd hate for you to be alone today
stanley: Alright.
stanley: I'm not doing anything. So I guess I will.
trashmouthtozier: alright, ❤️
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private messaging
eddietozier: hi
eddietozier: would u like to come over to richie and i's tonight for dinner
