billdenbrough: fuck i slept in
stanley: Did you just wake up?
eddietozier: it's 5 pm——-
billdenbrough: i was supposed to work on a few chapters today shit lol
stanley: Come downstairs.
billdenbrough: you aren't at work?
stanley: It's 5.
billdenbrough: WHY DIDNT YOU WAKE ME UO WHEN YOU GOT HOME
stanley: I called your name, I didn't know you were even here. I assumed you went to talk to your publisher.
billdenbrough: lol
trashmouthtozier: didn't ur book just come out bill
billdenbrough: yes going on press tour next week woooo
stanley: O-
billdenbrough: u knew about it
stanley: DMs.
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private messaging
stanley: Am I allowed to go with you or-
billdenbrough: well duh
billdenbrough: i want you to go with me
billdenbrough: id be bored as hell if u didn't come with me
stanley: Good lol
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trashmouthtozier: oh my god you literally can't use one sentence without saying the letter a
stanley: You thought you did something here, didn't you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without using the first letter of the English lexicon.
billdenbrough: oh ya that's my boyfriend !!!!
stanley: 😚😚
eddietozier: LMFAO
trashmouthtozier: i —- stan
den.g: hi
stanley: Hey, Georgie.
billdenbrough: Reads chat
den.g: i hate soccer sm
trashmouthtozier: soccers such a gay sport to play like why not play football or baseball or hockey or something, soccer boys take it up the ass
eddietozier: i did soccer for a year and i hated it too lol
trashmouthtozier: see what i mean
den.g: it's not a gay sport what-
billdenbrough: if anything baseball is a gay sport lol
stanley: Hating on your own sport, I see.
billdenbrough: i am dating a male aren't i
stanley: Mhm.
billdenbrough: nothing wrong with it being a gay sport but it is
billdenbrough: have u seen the guys asses in baseball pants
stanley: Why else do you think I went to your games? To watch you play? Pfft.
billdenbrough: THE DISRESPECT-
